A postgame fic about Lillie and Lusamine, an extra unhealthy N romance fic, and a fic that makes Leaf a nauseatingly stereotypical shrinking violet and then calls everyone sexist for ignoring her. Also, a whole lot of trainers screwing their pokemon.
The Other Pokeauthors, Part 59
“I’m going to delete your review, not to be rude though.”
[25] The Other Pokereviews, Part 59
Got a lot of stuff today! A Colosseum novelization, a misplaced Shin Megami Tensei fic, not one but two post-apocalyptic stories that aren’t crap, and a whole lot of really messed up stories about caught pokemon.
Also, someone actually uses “Arceusdamn”. I really thought that was a purely hypothetical example but no, fandom can always find a way to disappoint me further.
Pokeauthors Special Spotlight: The Uberteam
Minimal crazy today, just a regular conversation that went long because the author was as longwinded as me. Multiple topics were covered, but the main discussion was about whether or not it made sense for the evil teams to work together.
(This is about the story where Cipher, Magma, and Aqua fuse to create an unstoppable monolith, for context.)
The Other Pokeauthors, Part 58
Pretty calm today.
[25] The Other Pokereviews, Part 58
Found a semi-decent “pokemon become real” fic. Sadly, it was by a gun nut, so it spends all its time on irrelevant minutiae.
The Other Pokeauthors, Part 57
“But if that’s how it’s going to be, then I hope you enjoy getting a bad reputation you stuck up tw*t!
(I’m self censoring to be polite, but I might drop it if you keep going by the way.)”
Otherwise, we appear to be connecting to the bizarroverse. People are very polite.
[25] The Other Pokereviews, Part 57
Today we have a Nuzlocke fic that is not completely horrible! I am cautiously optimistic.
Umineko When They Cry [Intro and TOC]
Pokeauthors Special Spotlight: A Challenger Approaches
The last pokeuathors post turned out to have additional fallout!
St Elmo’s Fire,
A new review has been posted to your story.
Story: Blood is Thicker than Water
Chapter: 1. Chapter 1
From: Mad Ass Dragon ( https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6911156/ )
Reply URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/pm2/post.php?rwid=251697420
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You say s*** about good writers, and yet you post crap like this on here. I couldn’t even finish reading it, I was yawning far too much. It’s boring and pure b***, narcissistic crap.
Do this site a favour and learn to write something that is actually WORTH reading, before you start hating on good writer’s work.
Guest has it right, do the world a favour and follow their advice.
But since I know you won’t, I suggest LEARNING TO WRITE before telling someone else they’re a crap writer.
(Raises middle finger) Go f*** yourself. I’m done here.
Dragon out!
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It tickles me that they felt the need to say “(Raises middle finger)”.
Since they were foolish enough to leave a signed review, I decided to play with them a bit.
Pokeauthors Special Spotlight: On Not-Fanfiction, Take Two
Time to do this dance again. This author is more amenable than the last one, and mostly comes around by the end.
(This was about the high school fic with the misery sue boy and the rapey gardevoir, if you need context.)
Pokeauthors Special Spotlight: On Servitude
“Let’s say the two are walking down the street. They’re conversing about some topic or another. And someone overhears her calling her master “mother/mom.” I just thought that would be weird.”
This one went all over the place, but the main topic of discussion was whether it made sense for pokemon to call humans “Master”.
Christmas Steam Games (2016)
It’s like Christmas in July! Here are thoughts on some of the games from 2016’s Christmas Steam sale.
Inside: To the Moon, Helen’s Mysterious Castle, LiEat, Betrayer, Sunless Sea.
QuickRecs: Steam Summer Sale 2017
Inside: Beholder, Wuppo, OVIVO, Refunct
QuickPans: Steam Summer Sale 2017
Inside: Everything, NightSky, An Octave Higher