Dresdening complete! 12/31/2014 Farla 17 Comments I believe this is all the ficlets. Tell me if I missed anything! Also, for anyone not done wallowing in hate, here’s some more raging at Butcher for your enjoyment. 1. Storm Front, Books, Dresden Files Dresden Files Storm Front 17 Comments Roarke says: December 31, 2014 at 4:35 pm Missed any? You included some that I forgot I even wrote. I thought it was just going to be the bigger MorganxHarry ones. Overall reaction: Bwahaha, this is good. Reply Report comment Farla says: December 31, 2014 at 5:48 pm LINKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Reply Report comment Roarke says: December 31, 2014 at 7:10 pm … huh? Reply Report comment illhousen says: December 31, 2014 at 6:07 pm Now that you have some exposure, it’s a right time for you to write a proper Harry/Marcone, Harry/Morgan or Harry/Morgan/Marcone smut. You have a knack for it. Reply Report comment Roarke says: December 31, 2014 at 7:12 pm I can’t. The world isn’t ready. Reply Report comment illhousen says: December 31, 2014 at 7:14 pm I would have done it myself, but I can’t write human erotica. Not enough limbs. Reply Report comment Roarke says: December 31, 2014 at 7:20 pm There are wizards involved in each pairing. Improvise. Reply Report comment illhousen says: December 31, 2014 at 8:23 pm Hmmm… “Boss, not that I doubt you but… are you sure it’s wise?” Normally Marcone wouldn’t tolerate being challenged like that. But John worked for him for a long time and proved his loyalty. It was… good business to indulge loyal people from time to time. “Mr Dresden,” Marcone said, “does nothing of importance unless his well-being is directly threatened. Since it would be beneficial for us to have him on the case, we shall provide him with a… proper motivation.” “But breaking in his home…” “Is the best course of action. I’ve studied him, don’t forget. He needs his implements to be truly prepared, and he is in habit of carrying them only when he knows there is going to be a fight. Inside his home he will be relaxed. And, of course, inviding his home will send a certain… message. I am confident in taking this risk.” John nodded. “You are the boss, sir.” “And don’t you forget it.” The two men reached the door to Dresden’s residence. Marcone took out a small jar out of his pocket. Inside a jar a tiny embryo was suspended in formaldehyde. It slowly rotated in circle, an atrophied head moving a bit as if sniffing. Marcone studied the fetish for a few moments before putting it away. “As I predicted, it seems Mr Dresden didn’t repair his wards after the last debacle. Everything proceeds according to the scenario.” He nodded to John. John quickly got to work. It didn’t take long for him to cut the cheap locks on the newly installed door. The two entered cautiously, drawing their guns. The apartment appeared empty. Stepping quietly, they searched the apartment until they reached the stairs to the basement. A noise can be heard coming from there. Marcone listened intently. It appeared to be a voice and… moans? Marcone smiled. If his assumption was correct, Dresden would be even less likely to pose a threat to them. He nodded to John to lead the way. As they descended, Marcone’s expression changed to frown. The smell was wrong. There was a smell of sex, which Marcone expected, though not the intensity. But it was mixed with other odors. Marcone quickened his pace. He needed to know what he felt. He had to. It was… ozon, he decided. And something else. He took a few more steps. Raspberry? They were close. The voice can be heard clearly now. “Thought it was funny to joke about throwing me into a well?” it said. “Thought I can’t do anything to you?” Marcone stopped. John stopped behind him. It sounded like a magic problem. Not something Marcone cared to be entangled with. He should abort the mission. “Well, I have news for you, Master. Every binding has cracks. Every binding requires maintenance. And you are not half as smart as you think you are. Most of what you know about me you know from me or from your master. Who wasn’t very eager to share his secrets with you.” He really should turn back. Marcone stepped forward and into the basement. Ichor covered the walls. Formless shapes twisted and coiled inside of it, reflecting the movements of the mass of flesh which occupied the room. Hungry mouths were thrusting barbed tongues trying to catch the liqueur, lashing at the skin of impossible colors, making holes which were filled by juices poured from countless convulsing pseudopodia. There was no design. There was no reason. There was no form human mind could recognize. Yet, there was a face amidst the chaos of madness and lust. It was a face of Harry Dresden, twisted in unearthly ecstasy indistinguishable from agony. Marcone dropped his gun. John’s followed a moment later. “I see we have guests,” said the voice with no source. “What a pleasant surprise. I do so love to watch.” *** I shall call it I Have Thousands Mouths And I Must Suck. Reply Roarke says: December 31, 2014 at 9:18 pm See, that’s perfect. illhousen says: December 31, 2014 at 5:14 pm There was that one about handcuffs and safe words in one of the recent chapters, after the scorpion fight. I think there were some more, but I am not sure. I’ll go through the chapter tomorrow or the day after to see if there are more. Also, very glad to see it posted. It deserves to forever lurk in the DF category, scarring poor souls that venture there. Though I think you should remove your Kudos from the fic. Reply Report comment Farla says: December 31, 2014 at 5:49 pm Can’t remove kudos as far as I know. Maybe I’ll take myself off as author or make a shared account or something. Reply Report comment illhousen says: December 31, 2014 at 6:06 pm Eh, don’t bother. It’s a minor thing as far as I can see. Should someone rise an issue, it can be explained. Reply Report comment illhousen says: January 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm Going through the comments. Chapter 15, two snippets by me. http://dragon-quill.blogspot.ru/2014/11/dresden-files-storm-front-ch15.html#more First starts with “I’m sorry, Murphy. You need Green clearance to learn about heartsplosions.” Second starts with “HarryMorgan, the better protagonist: You have me now. Can you indulge a dying man and answer just one question?” The first is not a direct critique of DF but rather a comment on a proposed idea, and the second isn’t about sexism or gay jokes, so I understand if you omitted them on purpose. Putting here for the sake of completion. Dresden Files Inequity http://dragon-quill.blogspot.ru/2014/11/dresden-files-inequity.html#more Snippet by sliz225 Starts with “Archaically sexist Harry would be some much fun to write.” Two more snippets immediately after that, one by Roarke, another by sliz225 again. Chapter 23 http://dragon-quill.blogspot.ru/2014/11/dresden-files-storm-front-ch23.html Snippet by sliz225 Starts with “My own hands were too broad, but Morgan had delicate little wizard’s hands, except where practice with his staff had left calluses.” That’s all I’ve noticed that weren’t posted already. Reply Report comment sliz225 says: January 1, 2015 at 9:51 pm Thanks for doing that. Saved me some hunting! Reply Report comment illhousen says: January 1, 2015 at 9:57 pm No problem. Was interesting to see how the whole thing developed. Though I must say, the snippet about handcuffs was cunningly hidden under an unrelated text. I missed it at first. Reply Report comment SoxyOutfoxing says: January 2, 2015 at 2:39 am I could’ve lived a full and happy life not knowing that Jim Butcher had prettier hair than me. Oh well. Reply Report comment illhousen says: January 13, 2015 at 9:33 am For those interested, I’ve updated the fic with a few missed snippets. Reply Report comment Leave a Reply to illhousen Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.