Dragon Quill

This book was sold to me as a book about a girl with a terminal illness. It was neither about a girl nor about what it’s like to live with illness. It was barely even a book.

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this is it

this is the last one

THIS IS THE LAST ONE

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Last time, things got disturbingly meta. Suicide tw for post (a bit) and comments (a lot).

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Last time, a brief appearance of the only good character and a ray of hope that maybe Hazel will stop being so awful.

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Last time, Gus finally croaked. (more…)

Last time, speeches about how great Gus is. (more…)

IT HAS RETURNED. (more…)

“Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favorite organs of ladies.” – John Green

Hey, all. As I mentioned, chapter 18 was a joint effort. It can be found here.

I was away for the weekend and will be doing my darndest to catch up on comments for this and Fate. Feel free to comment either here or over there!

BACK TO CHAPTER 17

ON TO CHAPTER 19

This chapter is yet another less-than-a-page-in-Word laundry-list of emotionless actions.

There’s also some bonus, “Your purpose as a woman is to be fridged so your Man can be heroic,” fuckery, so that’s exciting, I guess. (more…)

I have no idea what’s going on in this book. This chapter is even shorter than the previous one– it’s less than a page in Word. Nothing happens, and it’s all laundry list. The first scene is written entirely in script format. Once again, I feel the need to say I’m not kidding. (more…)

edit: Apologies for weird formatting issues, Blogger is a huge giant assface.

This chapter is a word-count-boosting load of nothing. Well, there’s a lot of grammar errors and our characters are terrible people, but that’s to be expected at this point. Sigh.

Anyway, today on, “Holy shit John Green despises women…” (more…)