Last time on the Hunger Games, Katniss demands the moon before she’s willing to help others and my least favorite characters showed up.
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Last time on Mockingjay, Peeta isn’t dead and will probably end up featuring heavily in this story ::::(
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Last time on Mockingjay, Katniss wandered around the ashes of her former home, thought clearly how she can’t think clearly, and explained she was refusing to help the rebellion but still willing to use her potential help as a bargaining piece to make them take her on dumb, resource-wasting outings. Peeta is still captured. Would that he’ll stay captured for the rest of the book. Oh, and Snow left her a rose.
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Last time on Farla avoided things, Farla didn’t read the final book of the horrible trilogy she has learned to hate so, so much! So today, we’re finally settling in for the end stretch.
So to recap, there were explosions and Katniss woke up on a flight to District 13. Also, 12 got blown up, but that place kind of sucked, so I don’t see the problem.
Catching Fire Bonus, Part We’re Done
In conclusion, this guy is stupid and really fucking creepy.
Catching Fire Bonus, Part 2
Last time on Farla explains why your English degree is worthless, a guy with an English degree proved they will hand those suckers out to anyone.
Unlocking ‘The Hunger Games’: The Surface, Moral, Allegorical, and Sublime Meanings takes us in ever deeper.
Catching Fire Bonus, Part 1
In which Farla takes a break from insulting a published author in order to insult a published literary critic.
Back in the misty depths of three months ago, I mentioned in my Hunger Games conclusion that I’d skimmed looked over some of the internets (but not many) to see what other people were saying. While I was generally disdainful, one piece cried out for to be torn apart. Unfortunately, it hinged on Catching Fire, so I had to get through that book first.
And here we are.
Do you know why no one believes an English degree is a real degree? It’s because of this guy.
Catching Fire, Conclusion
This book is not full of filler.
In order to have filler, you must have plot the filler is avoiding.
Catching Fire Chapter DING DONG THE BOOK IS DONE
Last time on Catching Fire, Johanna! Also explosions.
I hope you like reading convoluted explanations for everything.
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Last time on Catching Fire, the arena is a clock but the wire is a fuse. Also, Johanna!
Confused? Not yet you’re not.
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Last time on Johanna is awesome, Johanna was awesome and there were some birds but Johanna didn’t care because she’s awesome.
Back to Katniss…
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Last time on Catching Fire, Katniss heard Prim screaming and ran toward the sound.
It’s birds.
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Last time on Johanna is awesome, Johanna! <3 Also Katniss figured out the arena is based on a clock.
It gets kind of confusing.
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Last time on Catching Fire, it seems the series of unspecified disasters included maple trees producing syrup right from the tap. I guess God is dead and, like your average load-bearing boss, taking him out reverses the various curses and blessings he’s thrown around? Also, there’s death fog.
At least stuff is happening.