Dragon Quill

11.27

Pacing hates me, so this too is an endless chapter.

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Last time, a lot of weirdness and then Lena didn’t die.

11.01

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10.31

Bluh, it’s another mammoth chapter.

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Last time, vision-guy died! Again.

10.13

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Last time, Amma and Pretty Suit have a midnight swamp chat about how they absolutely must stop the two dumb teens from hooking up or the world is doomed! The world is doomed.

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It had made sense when a beautiful girl was saying it. Now that I was back home, alone, and in my own bed, I was finally losing it.

10.09

He wakes up in a room covered in shitty sixteen year old poetry.

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10.09

This is actually a pretty cool chapter, probably because for most of it, the viewpoint character is doing what viewpoint characters in this setup are supposed to do, and that’s shutting up and letting us observe the actual interesting people.

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Last time, her craaaaaaaazy uncle is actually just a magic user or something. How shocking.

9.15

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9.14

Sunday night, I reread The Catcher in the Rye until I felt tired enough to fall asleep. Only I never got tired enough. And I couldn’t read, because reading didn’t feel the same.

Then you didn’t reread the book until you were tired enough to fall asleep. You decided to do that, but it didn’t work. EDIT YOUR FUCKING WORK.
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9.12, still.

Last time, Emothan bonded with the apparently telepathic Lena and they had a vision about how Sherman’s march was totally worse than all of slavery put together.

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9.12

He doesn’t have any dreams and nothing weird happens that morning, omg omg so exciting! Maybe the rest of the book can be all the other weird stuff not happening anymore, wouldn’t that be awesome.

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Last time on Beautiful Creatures, there’s a beautiful creature I mean girl yes girl no objectification here.


9.11

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9.02 We are really wringing all the importance we can out of the first day of school, aren’t we.

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9.02

It seems the book is labeling chapters based on the day it takes place, which is actually somewhat different and I must admit, it’s rare for books to concern themselves with exactly when something takes place. Let’s just hope this doesn’t work out the ragepossums in practice.
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