Dragon Quill

Last time on the childmurder games, Katniss murdered some people by wasp, but got stung a couple times herself. She managed to steal the bow and arrow off the corpse of one girl, then was told to run by Peeta as the hallucinations kicked in.

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Last time on the childmurder games, Katniss was up a tree wishing she had a bow so she could kill everyone when she noticed Rue was in the tree next to her and pointing at something.

It’s a wasp’s nest.

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Last time on the murderdeath games, Katniss wanders around for some time until she finds water. Then, forest fire.

In Which Katniss Proceeds To Do The Exact Opposite Of What One Should:

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Last time on the childmurder games, eleven kids are killed and another girl is mutilated. Thank goodness Katniss was smart and tied herself to her sleeping tree so she stays in when startled!

I’m not kidding, the chapter honest to god starts with “Thank goodness”.

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Last time on the childmurder games, no one figured out how to be a conscientious objector and Katniss finally arrived at the site of the childmurder games.

And now the game actually begins.

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Last time on the childmurder games, Peeta confessed he was in love with Katniss on live television, and we end part one. Now, on to Part II: The Games.

First, more non-game waffling chapter for some reason.

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Interlude. Next the games begin.

We’re done with the first part of the book, so now seems a good time to look over what we’ve seen so far.

Let’s talk about hunger, food, and weapons a bit.

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Chapter Nine opens, predictably, with Katniss being upset and betrayed that the thing she was hoping for has happened. Personally I’d guess Peeta was creeped out by her constantly waffling and insistence he was her enemy.

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Last time on the childmurder evilgames, Katniss was mad the gamemakers were ignoring her, so she shot an arrow through the apple in their roast pig and stalked off.

Then she decides to go cry on her bed.

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My slumbers are filled with disturbing dreams. The face of the redheaded girl intertwines with gory images from earlier Hunger Games

Yeah, about that.

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I’m starting to really question the morality here.

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I grit my teeth as Venia, a woman with aqua hair and gold tattoos above her eyebrows, yanks a strip of Fabric from my leg tearing out the hair beneath it. “Sorry!” she pipes in her silly Capitol accent. “You’re just so hairy!”

And it’s another stupid frivolous woman. Why, book?

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Last time on the Hunger Games, Katniss finds out that the drunken former winner is actually going to be really important to their survival in the games.

So they need to sober him up.

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a group of Peacekeepers marches us through the front door of the Justice Building. Maybe tributes have tried to escape in the past. I’ve never seen that happen though.

Sheeple.

I mean, really, what are they going to do if they run? Shoot you?

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Last chapter, Katniss’ sister had just been chosen for murderdeathball. Katniss volunteers herself in her sister’s place.

And fridge logic kicks in.

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