Dragon Quill

Last time on Catching Fire, Katniss hollows out her soul and the book once again made an attempt to tell us Random Act is actually striking back at the capital.

And now, the other winners! Thank god I am so sick of the main characters.

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Last time on Catching Fire, Johanna! <3

In which some attempts are made at morality.

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Last time on Catching Fire, Katniss hung a dummy.

Like everything so far, this is a big impressive strike at the capital in some undefined way that doesn’t involve actually accomplishing anything.

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Last time on Catching Fire, more mockingjays and flames.

Katniss continues to be completely self-centered and a terrible role model.

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This book is worse.

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Last time on Catching Fire, Cinna was horribly beaten, possibly to death, by the evil government! And now Katniss is in the middle of the ocean as the Hunger Games start! Oh plot, finally you’ve returned to us!

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Last time on catching Fire, Peeta died! ::::D

All good things must come to an end…

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Last time on Catching Fire, it seems the series of unspecified disasters included maple trees producing syrup right from the tap. I guess God is dead and, like your average load-bearing boss, taking him out reverses the various curses and blessings he’s thrown around? Also, there’s death fog.

At least stuff is happening.

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Last time on Catching Fire, why the fuck isn’t Peeta dead yet?

Instead, someone else dies.

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Last time on Johanna is awesome, Johanna! <3 Also Katniss figured out the arena is based on a clock.

It gets kind of confusing.

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Last time on Catching Fire, Katniss heard Prim screaming and ran toward the sound.

It’s birds.

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Last time on Johanna is awesome, Johanna was awesome and there were some birds but Johanna didn’t care because she’s awesome.

Back to Katniss…

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Last time on Catching Fire, the arena is a clock but the wire is a fuse. Also, Johanna!

Confused? Not yet you’re not.

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Last time on Catching Fire, Johanna! Also explosions.

I hope you like reading convoluted explanations for everything.

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This book is not full of filler.

In order to have filler, you must have plot the filler is avoiding.

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