Brief update on one interaction! I continued speaking with XxCocoJaypeexX from yesterday. Many comments were exchanged, about things like why I reviewed and don’t I worry it’ll destroy people’s dreams.
Finally, they sent,
Sent: Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:35 AM
You have received a message from:
XxCocoJaypeexX
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6416491/
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I expected you were going to say that ;) Anyway, I was getting curious again. How do you
feel about your ‘haters’? Sorry if the question is inconvenient. I was just wondering.
You know how teenagers get when they’re curious.
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Well, I said, in my experience haters were pretty inevitable, because before I did obviously hateable things like review people, I got hate for all sorts of reasons, and even now a lot of people are mad about my disliking The Hunger Games instead.
Sent: Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:45 AM
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XxCocoJaypeexX
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6416491/
Reply link: https://www.fanfiction.net/pm2/post.php?rid=133586623#new
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Wow, you’re such an EPAL :D
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Sent: Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:15 AM
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XxCocoJaypeexX
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6416491/
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Why aren’t you responding? Is it because you don’t know the meaning of the word, or just
too busy criticizing other’s stories that they worked so hard on? You know, it was so
stupid of me to realize only now that you are not worth my time. I could’ve already
published a new chapter on one of my stories but nooo, I had to waste my time talking to
you. Do you know the reason why I even spent my time chatting with you? It’s because I
got curious on why you were so into criticizing people’s works with your unintelligent,
unsophisticated and utterly stupid reviews. After learning your reasons, I realized you
are the saddest person ever to walk the Earth. People don’t hate you because your moronic
fanfictions get reviews or because you didn’t like The Hunger Games. It was not ANY of
those things. They hated you because you think you’re far better than them, even if you
declined earlier. Don’t try to fool anyone. That’s pride through and through. You are not
even doing real reviews.
Reviews are polite, sophisticated, intending on encouraging the author. All you do is
only see the negative things and not the positive ones! By the way, your reviews are kind
of getting old.
“Hello.” She said or “Hello.” she said or “Hell…
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Sent: Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:22 AM
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XxCocoJaypeexX
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6416491/
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Why did you even read my story if you didn’t like it? There’s something really wrong with
you. By the way I’m blocking you, so whatever foolish reply you are typing right now,
just stop. I’m completely done with you and your criticisms. See ya :D
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So I can add going to bed to the list of things that makes people hate me.
What IS an EPAL?
I assume the modern day equivalent of a pen pal? Not absolutely sure, though.
Or he was secretly comparing Farla to a pallet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EUR-pallet ;-)
Googling it says it’s Filipino term for someone who makes the conversation all about themselves, which would fit with their “don’t you even know what that means?” thing. It doesn’t fit the context of the conversation or explain why an immediate response was a matter of life or death, but they’re also yelling at me about how just because I had haters before I reviewed anybody doesn’t change the fact the hatred is only over reviews, so in that light it fits just fine.
Whelp, I think this one steals the batshit crown from our anonymouse.