Pokeauthors Special Spotlight: Anime War

Someone has very strong opinions on their right to not tag their story as anime fic. Unlike most people, however, they also couldn’t stop responding to me.

re: Your review to Courtship of the Mermaid
6 SepLightTheJeenius
A response to your review at https://www.fanfiction.net/r/13057863/

And here I thought I’d made myself clear last time. The fact you’ve once again copy-pasted the exact same comments from my previous shitpost just proves you will never learn, and that you don’t have enough ligma in your life.

My authors notes will go wherever they please because they’re strong independent authors notes that don’t need a man. They could do at the end of a sentence, to space, or even up your asshole for all I care. Wherever they go I will fully support until the end of time, or at least until Trump nukes the entire planet killing us all.

I’d once again like to draw attention to the fact that GameFreak themselves capitalize the names of Pokemon so once again I’ll kindly tell you to stick to the canon and stop spreading false information. Spreading any kind of false information could potentially be damaging to uninformed people.

Until the next time you inevitably get butthurt about one of my fanfictions. ;)

Adios!

(That means oh my god in French.)

I did not sit through French classes in middle school so I could be made to look upon such gross errors, so I responded:

secs agoIt is in fact Spanish, and literally translates to “to God”. French would be “Mon dieu!” or, more colloquially, “Sacre bleu!”

I think you may have been looking for “adieu”, which is French for “to God”, and carries the meaning of a permanent farewell: “You will see God [die] before we meet again.” This is an oddly mixed message, given your continued unwillingness to block me and your remark of “Until the next time”. Perhaps you would prefer “au revoir”, “until we meet again”?

13m agoWell obviously you didn’t get the running gag back from the actual fanfiction, further cementing the fact you just copy pasted your review of it rather than actually reading it. It’s a rather odd choice considering most people actually check the content of the thing their critiquing before reviewing it, whether they like it or not.

I don’t see why I need to block you when you can make the choice of not clicking on anime-verse fanfictions on your own. You are capable of doing it. Preventing you from reviewing my fanfiction by blocking you seems like more effort than necessary on my side, especially when the choice to click on it was yours entirely, just like how it’s entirely yours to not click on it.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeouch. (tHaT’s GoOdByE iN fUrRy) :o)

secs ago[Preventing you from reviewing my fanfiction by blocking you seems like more effort than necessary]

Less effort than typing out all that? Really? If you tag as anime, I won’t even see your story at all, so you won’t have to waste effort responding to me anymore! I really don’t see a downside here.

6m agoOR….or….you could just not click on it yourself because seeing the name Ash Ketchum should already be an indication that it’s going to be very loosely related to the show. (AKA I used the characters and that’s about it.) Wasted effort to me is clicking on every fanfiction even mildly related to the anime and commenting the exact same thing on them when it could have been avoided with you not clicking the story in the first place. If you really don’t like it then YOU can block ME and pander to your own needs.

KACHOW (that’s a spicy in meat-a-ball)

secs ago[If you really don’t like it then YOU can block ME and pander to your own needs.]

That is actually effectively what I am trying to do. Blocking you doesn’t prevent me from seeing your stories, but tagging them as anime does.

I actually do not think informing people of the world system’s existence is wasted effort, so I will continue to do so. It’s your choice whether you think putting up with that is less effort than allowing people to do as you suggest.

24m agoIt’s wasted effort because people aren’t going to do it when you’re the only person asking. Not that asking really would have helped anyways because the tagging system on this website is dead. But if you love the tags THAT much you can search through them yourself.

Also did you know every time you dab you lose five months of your life span? This is a very real canon fact like how Pikachu is actually spelled as pikachu, unlike how GameFreak suggests.

Also if you’re trying to block me you haven’t done a very good job yet.

secs ago[It’s wasted effort because people aren’t going to do it when you’re the only person asking.]

Au contraire, mon amie! Multiple people have thanked me for informing them and tagged their stories afterwards.

[But if you love the tags THAT much you can search through them yourself.]

Yes, that’s what I’m already doing. It’s currently filtering out about 13,200 fics for me. Add yours to that number, and you won’t have to deal with these comments you hate so much ever again.

10m agoI’m sure they have, just as I’m sure that I’m actually a spandex clad Jewish superhero who travels the world with my silent ninja friend singing songs about #buttsex.

But seriously just stop clicking on anything that relates to Ash Ketchum and you will literally not have a problem with anyone on the website anymore. If everyone commented on a fanfiction they didn’t want to see literally every fanfiction would have millions of reviews. If you don’t want to read it, don’t fucking click on it it’s really not that hard.

secs ago[If everyone commented on a fanfiction they didn’t want to see literally every fanfiction would have millions of reviews.]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

56m agoMillions of “boo hoo you don’t dothings the way I want you to?” Yeah. Sounds like a grand old time.
secs agoAs opposed to the cricket orchestra we have now?

I once again call your attention to the fact that you just spent an entire afternoon arguing with me about this. Is that truly less effort than adding the tag?

25m agoGetting nothing is much better than constant whining.
23m agoAll of this could have been avoided by not complaining about clicking on something you don’t want to see. You did this to yourself. If you don’t want it, don’t click it.
secs agoIt also could have been avoided if you tagged it properly. Future annoyance can still be avoided if you do this. Why don’t you?
43m agoIt could have been avoided by you clicking away and not engaging in the first place. How hard is it for you to understand that? What you’re doing is like saying “Hey I’m a vegan.” then walking in a butchery and being like “Hey you make food, give me what I want and I’m not taking no for an answer!”
secs agoNo, it’s like walking into the vegan section and running into a sausage vendor. I am literally already doing everything I can to avoid anime fic. You’re the one who’s preventing me from doing that.

You’ve now spent even more time talking to me instead of just tagging. Why don’t you want to tag?

6h agoThe longer you insist on clicking on anime related fanfictions when you don’t want to read them the longer I continue to not change the tag. Doing everything you can to avoid them includes avoiding the ones you do find by scrolling past it. No one is forcing you to click on this, you’re the only one who can make that choice. If you make it, it’s your own fault.
secs agoWhy don’t you want to tag?
3h agoWhy don’t you scroll?
3h agoBecause I shouldn’t have to.

Why do you think replying to me is a better use of your time than tagging?

2h agoBecause I don’t have to tag it.
secs agoYou do if you want me to stop bothering you. Why would you rather I bother you than you tag?
10h agoI don’t have to do anything. You’re the only one making a fool of yourself by not ignoring my fanfictions like a normal person would.
secs agoWhy do you care?
1h agoWhy do you refuse to ignore fanfiction you don’t want to read?
secs agoWhy do you care?
41m agoWhy do you care?
secs agoIrrelevant. I will keep bothering you until you change it. Why are you choosing to spend so much time talking to me instead of just letting me leave you alone? Why do you care?
20m agoIrrelevant. I will keep bothering you until you change it. Why are you choosing to spend so much time talking to me instead of just letting me leave you alone? Why do you care?
secs agoWhy do you care?
19m ago/watch?v=zPDgEUAowPA
secs ago/watch?v=h9Nu1KmZOS8
3m agospicy

And then I decided to just get back to reviewing.

I continue to not understand why this of all things is the hill people want to die on.

2 Comments

  1. Ghost says:

    My authors notes will go wherever they please because they’re strong independent authors notes that don’t need a man.

    You ran into a troll, didn’t you?

     

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