Merry Catmass

19 Comments

  1. PostguestivePostistPhase says:

    Seems more asleep than merry but maybe it has an odd sense of merriness.

    Merry xmas to other denizens of this blog tho.

    1. Roarke says:

      Idleness is merriness.

      1. SpoonyViking says:

        Damn it, you stole the words right out of my mouth fingers, you thieving ninja! :-)

  2. illhousen says:

    Heathens, the lot of you. Christmas is January, 7th, just in time to sober up from New Year celebration and go to a church if you’re into it, which is the extend of Christmas celebration around here.

    That said, it’s a cool cat. I think it’s fatter than my cat, I’m jealous.

    1. SpoonyViking says:

      Oh, like you care, you dirty commie! :-P Anyway, I’ll be sure to wish you a happy Three Kings’ Day on January 6th! :-)

    2. Farla says:

      What is this “Christ”mas you speak of? This is the holy day of cats sleeping under trees!

    3. SpoonyViking says:

      Happy Three Kings’ Day! :-D May the foul beast from dimensions too horrible to contemplate your cat not feast on you!
      (Told you I’d remember. :-P)

  3. Socordya says:

    Fools, don’t you see? Mister has wormed itself into Farla’s life, all is lost! The FATTEST CAT!

    1. Farla says:

      No, it’s okay, she kicks me when I touch her belly.

      But wait…

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. Ember says:

    That is, indeed, a massive cat!

    1. Farla says:

      She’s actually lost some weight! It just makes her run even more ridiculous because now she’s got the flabby belly pouch.

  5. SpoonyViking says:

    …Looking at your cat, I can see how Norwegian folklore has trolls turning into cats and suffocating people in their sleep by laying on top of them. :-P
    Merry Christmas, one and all! :-)

    1. Farla says:

      No, they can all do that. Earlier my skinny cat climbed onto my chest and jammed her back into my face as is her custom.

      1. SpoonyViking says:

        …Why do you cat people love and feed and care for the creatures who will murder everyone you? :-P

        1. illhousen says:

          Because it’s a kitty!

          (Also because they can’t actually succeed in murdering you if you don’t allow them to sleep where you sleep, so when they try, it’s funny.)

        2. Farla says:

          The fact they’re vicious hateful monsters just makes their love all the more precious. She kills so many things but she purrs at me!

          Also the fact they’re vicious hateful murderers means that you don’t have to care if they hate cuddles or run into a wall chasing something. Haha. Cats.

          1. SpoonyViking says:

            So you’re saying cats are the bad boys of pets? :-P

            1. Farla says:

              I’d say it’s not that they’re equivalent but more like literally what people want from bad boys yet if you do something they don’t like all they can do is meow impotently so there is no downside ever.

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