The Host is a terrible movie. I went into it thinking that it wouldn’t be worse than the book, especially since it won’t have room for the constant filler and beatings. But it managed to find a way.
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Host Bonus Chapter and Conclusion
Let’s finish up.
The Host Ch58-Epilogue Finished, Remembered, Continued
Last time, a hand dropped on her shoulder!!!!!!!!
The Host Ch56-57 Welded, Completed
Ian, tired of waiting, grabbed my arm and hauled me up from the floor. When Sunny seemed like she was coming along, too, still joined to my side, Ian shook me until she fell off.
And that’s why Ian wins. Sure, Jared beat her bloody a few times but only Ian views her as a doll he can do whatever he feels like to.
The Host Ch54-55 Forgotten, Attached
Elizabeth?” I asked. “Anne? Karen? What’s your name? C’mon. I know you know it.”
The Healer’s body was still limp on the cot. It had been a long time–how long, I wasn’t sure. Hours and hours.
A couple times, they’ve referenced being uncertain if people could come back from being brainslugged for no clear reason, and I guess it’s because the author had this in mind the whole time.
The Host Ch52-53 Separated, Condemned
So, they return with ten cryotanks, which the brainslug explains is all she could fit in the car. So, can they fit multiple brainslugs into a single tanks? Because otherwise this sounds like it’s pretty space intensive.
The Host Ch50-51 Sacrificed, Prepared
Last time on The Host, the brainslug is finally going to fucking do something! Naturally, Melanie objects.
The Host Ch48-49 Detained, Interrogated
Last time on humans and the brainslugs who help them, police!
The Host Ch46-47 Encircled, Employed
“Why does Jared have Sharon in a headlock?” Jamie whispered to Ian.
“She’s in a bad mood,” Ian stage-whispered back.
It’s funny because women are dumb and irrational and need men to keep them from doing anything.
The Host Ch44-45 Healed, Succeeded
Last time, the brainslug explained he should beat her face in with a rock.
The Host Ch42-43 Forced, Frenzied
Okay, so she was telling him to kiss her.
The Host Ch41 Vanished
So, she sits around without food for three days.
The Host Ch39-40 Worried, Horrified
Next chapter, a month has passed. Ian keeps buddying up with her even though she just wants to sulk.
“Oh, come on.” He put his hand on my knee. Mel’s angry reaction was lethargic. She was too used to this kind of thing to really work up a good fit anymore.
I really don’t know what I can even say here.
The Host Ch38 Touched
Last time on why god why, a new flavor of rapey love triangle!
The Host Ch37 Wanted
So now they’re going to play a game.