The Host is a terrible movie. I went into it thinking that it wouldn’t be worse than the book, especially since it won’t have room for the constant filler and beatings. But it managed to find a way.
Tag: The Host
Let’s finish up.
Last time, a hand dropped on her shoulder!!!!!!!!
Ian, tired of waiting, grabbed my arm and hauled me up from the floor. When Sunny seemed like she was coming along, too, still joined to my side, Ian shook me until she fell off.
And that’s why Ian wins. Sure, Jared beat her bloody a few times but only Ian views her as a doll he can do whatever he feels like to.
Elizabeth?” I asked. “Anne? Karen? What’s your name? C’mon. I know you know it.”
The Healer’s body was still limp on the cot. It had been a long time–how long, I wasn’t sure. Hours and hours.
A couple times, they’ve referenced being uncertain if people could come back from being brainslugged for no clear reason, and I guess it’s because the author had this in mind the whole time.
So, they return with ten cryotanks, which the brainslug explains is all she could fit in the car. So, can they fit multiple brainslugs into a single tanks? Because otherwise this sounds like it’s pretty space intensive.
Last time on The Host, the brainslug is finally going to fucking do something! Naturally, Melanie objects.
Last time on humans and the brainslugs who help them, police!
“Why does Jared have Sharon in a headlock?” Jamie whispered to Ian.
“She’s in a bad mood,” Ian stage-whispered back.
It’s funny because women are dumb and irrational and need men to keep them from doing anything.
Last time, the brainslug explained he should beat her face in with a rock.
Okay, so she was telling him to kiss her.
So, she sits around without food for three days.
Next chapter, a month has passed. Ian keeps buddying up with her even though she just wants to sulk.
“Oh, come on.” He put his hand on my knee. Mel’s angry reaction was lethargic. She was too used to this kind of thing to really work up a good fit anymore.
I really don’t know what I can even say here.
Last time on why god why, a new flavor of rapey love triangle!
So now they’re going to play a game.