I don’t think there’s really any review for this. Whether or not it’s a good game, or really a game at all, is kind of irrelevant. It exists and you’re either playing it or you’re not.
I’m here for my mandatory complaint about the looks.
Here’s what I saw when I started the game. It’s almost fine except for that godawful hip, but such is the price of having female characters, is it not?
Well…googling for that image also hit a bunch of images from the hype period before the game was finalized. Here’s what it used to look like:
So here’s another reminder that this doesn’t just happen – when it happens differently, marketing fixes it for you.