God dammit I just saw the player characters for the new Pokemon games and I think you all should have your days made more miserable too.
Category: Pokemon Misc
Pokemon X Nidoran Aside
I’m on the next route and a horde of nidoran appear, mostly males with one female. I pick the female to catch, since presumably she’s the rarer one.
Although small, its venomous barbs render this Pokemon dangerous. The female has smaller horns.
And here we are back where we started. The female nidoran doesn’t even get her own pokedex entry, and what she has is about how she sucks compared to the regular nidoran.
Pokemon Protagonists
Pokemon Black and White Sprites
Remember when I threatened to do this? Today is that day. (more…)
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For anyone who doesn’t know:
1) Turn on your game.
2) Go to the PC.
3) Go to Box 1 and make sure there’s no pokemon in the first space.
4) Exit the PC.
5) Hit the HOME button.
6) Hit the left and right shoulder buttons to go to Camera.
7) Hit the QR button. It’s the fuzzy square button on the left side.
8) Read a QR code. I suggest the one above.
9) View the link.
10) Wait for the browser to crash.
11) Go back to game.
12) Open up the box again.
13) Now you has a Silver.
For anything else you want, check out Reddit or make your own and plug it in. QR Silver is legal enough for wondertrade, though it took a bit of fussing to get her that far.
I plan to now continue the game normally without using any of this and come back to it later. Nintendo will probably patch it but I’ll deal with that through my usual refusal to update. That said, if you haven’t updated in a long while this won’t work, so go do that fast.
Pokemon Go
I don’t think there’s really any review for this. Whether or not it’s a good game, or really a game at all, is kind of irrelevant. It exists and you’re either playing it or you’re not.
I’m here for my mandatory complaint about the looks.
Here’s what I saw when I started the game. It’s almost fine except for that godawful hip, but such is the price of having female characters, is it not?
Well…googling for that image also hit a bunch of images from the hype period before the game was finalized. Here’s what it used to look like:
So here’s another reminder that this doesn’t just happen – when it happens differently, marketing fixes it for you.