MOAR
Good: Escape from Castle Claymount, BOXES
Meh: Detective Ridelle
Bad: 12 Memory Lane
I’ve been on a kick within a kick.
Good: The early Cube Escape/Rusty Lake games, Rusty Lake: Roots, Escape from Mystwood Mansion
Meh: Escape Simulator, The Inheritance of Crimson Manor, Escape First Alchemist
Bad: Escape Academy, Havsala
Some of these (Goobies, Keeper’s Toll) were “meh” while the others (Gacha Fever, Scarlet Tower, Cozy Space Survivors) ranged from baffling to awful.
Yin and Yang.
Inside: Nomad Survival, Boneraiser Minions, 20 Minutes Till Dawn, Blazing Beaks
I’ve been on a big roguelike kick lately (well, more than usual).
These are largely three subgenres — 2D bullet heavens, twin-stick dungeon crawlers, and roguelike deckbuilders. These are the three genders, actually.
These are gameplay-first, not narrative, largely because I’ve been very, very tired but also because sometimes you just want games to be fun.
Inside: Dogpile, Army of Ruin, Pesticide Not Required, Machick, DunHero, Juicy Realm
Paradise Killer was amazing, go experience it.
Recs: Paradise Killer, Neo Cab
Meh: Star Apprentice: Magical Murder Mystery
Pans: Black Closet, Soulslayer
I love shop sims. I do sometimes wonder what it says about me that I write about like, marxism for work and then go roleplay business for fun, but frankly I don’t have the time or energy to unpack that. Though if we could reconfigure things so that capitalism was only in video games I would call it a win for everyone.
Anyway, here’s some trading and shop games I enjoyed. Capitalism, ho!
(I waited too long to write these so some of them will be quite brief. Alas.)
Inside: Final Profit, Potion Permit, Winkeltje, Weapon Shop Fantasy, World End Diner, Potionomics, Amber Isle
Good: Karaski: What Goes Up, NUTS
Bad: Dahlia View, Lucifer Within Us
I was really irritated when I wrote the Dahlia View piece. Not wrong, but angry, lol.
(Airtight Games & Square Enix, 2014)
I haven’t done any AAA games yet. Honestly can’t even remember last time I played one that wasn’t Nintendo. Do they all title themselves so obnoxiously in Steam?
This is a bad game, and while for a while it was entertainingly bad, I ultimately DNFed it when it got boring under its own self-seriousness. It’s also textbook copaganda.
+: Detective Di: The Silk Rose Murders, Later Alligator, Lockheart Indigo
-: Why Am I Dead at Sea, The Raven, Night Call
This is a thoroughly mediocre game that is probably most appealing to those who are already fans of the comic.
I came in knowing nothing about the IP other than that it existed, so something to consider.
I also just realized the subtitle makes no sense. It doesn’t relate to the story in any way?

Bless the furries, fuck ICE.
Good: The Flower Collectors
Mehs: The Painscreek Killings, Detective Gallo, Senna and the Forest
Bad: Return of the Phantom
I enjoy bad games, which is good because I play a lot of them. But even if I didn’t, playing a thousand terrible indies would be completely worth it to me just to find one this brilliant.
+: Duck Detective: The Secret Salami + Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping, Eye 4 Eye
-: The Final Print, Kona, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers
The theme for the pans this time is “cultural appropriation.”

Split this from the group detective posts because I ended up having way more to say about it than I thought I would!
CW: Tons of mental health stuff in the game, including PTSD, sexual coercion, and suicide attempts. FWIW it’s not explicit and I think it’s handled pretty well, but it might be worth having someone screen it for you if those are normally triggers.