02/22/2017 Act 11 Comments
02/11/2017 Act 5 Comments
I’m going to be out for some indeterminate amount of time. ED is acting up and it’s reached the point where I’ll likely end up inpatient, because what is my life is not a giant pile of bullshit. I was hoping to start Umineko in March, but that’s not going to happen. I think that’s always the worst thing for me, how it just saps your ability to do what you love.
There are some small things in the pipeline right now that likely are not going to get full reviews simply because it’s already been a while since I played them and I don’t have it in me to either replay or write them up now. They are:
The Farming One (rpgmaker) – Okay sendup but light on gameplay and not much to it aside from “harvest moon sendup”
no-one has to die (rpgmaker) – Nicely clever browser game, def a good timekiller, v short
In the Company of Myself (browser) – fuck this manpainy shit
The Last Word Redux (rpgmaker) – I’m finding this boring and can’t tell if it’s the crippling depression or the fact that it lacks replay value, though I’m thinking the latter
Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (jRPG) – Mind-numbingly boring with over-the-top JRPG-cliche characters I hate; shoulda stuck to the travelogue — Trails in the Sky is one I like much more in retrospect
Hierofania 2 (VN) – Good, but too short to do much with its nice music, writing, and characters; ended up feeling like a first chapter instead of a whole story, which is disappointing because I did enjoy it
There are also things I’ve finished and def want to discuss that will likely get full reviews at some point in the future:
Planescape: Torment (wRPG) – Beautifully written. Play it.
Baldur’s Gate (wRPG) – Important for gaming history; play if, like me, you’re into that; otherwise play Dragon Age.
Baptism of Fire [Witcher Series] (book) – Excellent; travelogue format really worked to Sapkowski’s strengths, nice return to form for the series
The Shadowed Sun [Sequel to Killing Moon] (book) – Very different kind of story than KM with a slow start and some problematic elements, but ultimately I really enjoyed it; Jemisin is a great writer
Catch me on Facebook or Steam if for some reason you feel the need to get my opinion about something (???) in the interim. If you friend me make sure to let me know you’re from DQ; I don’t add randos.
Also now the pressure is on Farla and Mini-Farla to post like their lives depended on it NO RAEGRETS
edit: also go watch Yuri!!! on Ice, still worth it even with crappy ending
Books, Recommendations dreamblood series, nk jemisin
01/31/2017 Act 57 Comments
This was an excellent book and I definitely recommend it. It improved on literally everything I didn’t like about Hundred Thousand Kingdoms as well as the things I did like.
Books inheritance trilogy, nk jemisin, the hundred thousand kingdoms
01/23/2017 Act 23 Comments
The author of this 2010 book, N K Jemisin, won the 2016 Hugo Award for her latest series. Jemisin is a black woman, and this went over with the scifi/fantasy community about as well as “black” and “woman” usually do. Because their rage gives me joy, I bought her award-winning book, The Fifth Season, as well as this, her first novel (thereby appeasing my need to Do Everything in Order).
This very much reads like someone’s first novel. The biggest issue is that the protagonist is one of the most over-the-top Sues I’ve ever encountered in a published book.
On the other hand, Jemisin’s writing is technically quite good, the mythos unique, and the narrative voice really great. It’s an immature story, but it’s the immature story of a good writer with good ideas. Unless you’re specifically into romantic fantasy and/or looking for a nonwhite fantasy protagonist, it’s probably not worth reading, and I ended up frustrated that it had all the elements of a great story without being able to bring them together into something truly compelling. That said, it left me really interested in The Fifth Season, because if Jemisin has improved even a little since writing this it’s going to be a great book.
01/23/2017 Act 12 Comments
I know we have a good deal of lurkers here — either that, or illhousen has his Russian hacker network IP spamming us every day — and I’d appreciate even those who are usually quiet weighing in on this.
Today I got a marketing email linking to a free download of mass-released game in exchange for a review. The game is not freeware — it retails for $10, so it’s effectively $10 in compensation — this wasn’t an individual asking for a personal favor, and while there was no “you can only play it if you review it OR ELSE” caveat, it was pretty clear that was the gist.
(I don’t know why someone would go after a publicity review from a person who hates everything, but here we are.)
Higurashi, Recommendations, Video Games, Visual Novels, When They Cry Series higurashi
01/17/2017 Act 8 Comments
I realized I never mentioned it, so: my Third Annual Small Feminist New Year’s Resolution is to stop assuming the gender of people online. It’s crazy just these past few week I’ve noticed myself defaulting to male for no reason. 2015’s “stop using sex-based slurs” and 2016’s “stop calling adult women girls” were really great ways to break both habits, so I have faith I’ll get better at this as well.
So: I cheated. After like 37 years of Higurashi I just wanted to know what happened and got tired of taking notes so from the point I left off at last time I went through to the end on my own. Inside are some final thoughts about the finale and the VN as a whole.
Which leaves me with a question: Would you rather I go through Umineko first and then do the LP, or risk a live play?
Sim, Video Games world's dawn
01/15/2017 Act 2 Comments
The biggest problem with farm sim World’s Dawn is that Stardew Valley exists.
Platformers, Point-and-Click, Sim, Video Games, Visual Novels abzu, botanicula, mimpi dreams, nihilumbra, reigns, slime rancher
01/13/2017 Act 40 Comments
It was once again that glorious time of year where you could get 47 games for $3.50, and some of the ones I got were even very good!
Inside: Mimpi Dreams, Slime Rancher, ABZU, Botanicula, Reigns, Nihilumbra
Platformers, Video Games, Visual Novels always the same blue sky, forgotten not lost, karma miwa, limbo, we know the devil
01/12/2017 Act 4 Comments
I wrote my entire Baldur’s Gate/Planescape post only to have my browser crash and lose it, so you’re getting this instead. Fuck everything. I’m going to go cry in the corner.
It was once again that glorious time of year where you could get 47 games for $3.50, and I have to say, I’m getting better at vetting games for myself. I ended up with tons of great stuff this year, three mediocre games, and the two I really didn’t like were things y’all subjected me to.
There is an upcoming Recs post that will accompany this one.
Inside: Karma Miwa, Forgotten Not Lost, We Know the Devil, Limbo, Always the Same Blue Sky
01/08/2017 Act 10 Comments
Hi all! I figured out what was causing the slowness and I’m really proud of my 1337 SKI11Z so I feel the need to tell you.
Basically our “Recent comments” plugin was checking every single post for new comments every time a page loaded. This is bad plugin design and it should feel bad.
I’ve disabled it, things seem to be running smoothly, and I’m looking out for a new plugin; bear with the lack of informative sidebar until then.
edit: Jeez this widget is so much better. Are the excerpts too big? It takes up a lot of space but I kind of like it. I can set it to any character length I want so lemme know if it’s distracting like this.
Books books, chimamanda ngozi adichie, half of a yellow sun
01/07/2017 Act Add Comment
Been a while since I did a pop novel, but I found I had a lot of thoughts about this one that I wanted to compile, and then I figured I may as well force them on you.
Half of a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is a spectacularly written work of historical fiction about the Nigerian civil war in the 1960s that functions primarily as a class commentary. Adichie’s prose is the best I’ve encountered in a long time. Unfortunately it has some pretty significant misogyny issues, and I was surprised by how toothless the racial commentary was.
Also, if anyone has read Americanah (Adichie’s latest novel) I’d be curious to hear your thoughts on it. It being primarily a romance doesn’t really appeal to me so I got Yellow Sun, but I’m willing to believe the strength of Adichie’s writing could carry even something boring.
Warning for lots of rape.
Housekeeping fuck web hosts srsly
12/30/2016 Act 9 Comments
Yo, I know we’ve been slow (despite the fact I upgraded our bandwidth over Black Friday, wtf) but I’ve done some optimizing and hopefully things will be normalish soonish.
12/29/2016 Act 6 Comments
I’ve started a DQ Steam Curator list largely for my own benefit (it’s now super-easy to tell which games I need to do writeups for). You can find it here, and if it’s your bag, follow us on Steam. All reviews with posts link directly to writeups on the blog for easy access!
@Illhousen, Farla, and Mini-Farla — Steam only allows + or – reviews, so for some more middling ones I just made an educated guess. If you want anything changed give me a shout.
This minimizes the likelihood of me finishing a game and realizing 4 months later I never did a post about it and then going LOL OH WELL which happens with a much higher frequency than I would like to admit. It also makes it easy to find games we rec on Steam, and the creators of some of these games def deserve your money, so I think that’s important.
Platformers, Recommendations, Video Games mimpi, platformer, videogame
12/21/2016 Act 16 Comments
I’m on vacation, but while I put off finishing the Higurashi conclusion, y’all should check out Mimpi, an absolutely adorable little platformer about a cute pupper trying to find their human. Everything about it is endearing, and it’s nice to see a game with a built-in hint system so all the puzzles are actually solvable. Check it out!
(Semi-related: is there any interest in a DQ Steam Curator account?)
12/19/2016 Act 21 Comments
Today in, “Everyone loves this and everyone is horribly wrong…”
Books, Light Novels, Recommendations light novel, re:zero
edit: Also, idk if anyone would be interested, but in case: I made a myanimelist account to keep track of all the manga I’m reading as well as the like 2 animes I watch. It’s kind of a supplement to the blog I guess?
Farla got tapped for the anime, so in my ongoing endeavor to not watch any TV, I decided to read the light novels. The English mass release is on volume 2 now, with the third coming out in March, though I’ll probs find the fanlation online of the next ones. Overall, I’ve enjoyed it so far. Its biggest flaw is that the prose itself is not very good, but it’s clean and held up by good pacing, likable characters, and an interesting premise.