Last time on the Summoning, Chloe randomly decides Simon’s her friend and plots to talk to him away from his brother to get her answers.
I got these for Hunger Games, so let’s keep that going. Let’s talk about the book we’re not reading.
Last time on the Summoning, magic fog! That actually counts as something major happening compared to the rest, fuck my life.
Last time on the Summoning, don’t you hate it when adults insist boys shouldn’t manhandle you, even when you try to lie to protect them? Adults just don’t understand, he didn’t mean to do it! It was just you made him mad! He’d never really hurt you!
Last time on the Summoning, is there any point in doing these? The story is just a collection of nonsense. It will continue to spew nonsense until we run out of pages, vomit a final burst and declare that the resolution, and then, thankfully, end.
Last time on the Summoning, Chloe decides to find out if she’s allowed to be freaked out by Derek.
Last time on the Summoning, it was the thirteenth chapter and I decided it was time to take my well earned break to go read fanfiction, which turned out to involve a lot of better written stories and plenty of less well done ones that at least didn’t fill me with abject hate. Oh, and Tori’s being drugged into a stupor and Chloe got thrown across the room by Derek but it’s her fault for being mouthy really.
And now I’m right back to the hate. My vacation did nothing. Fuck everyone who voted for this. You knew what you were doing.
And as is traditional, we close with responses.
Well, if the fandom you wanted me to do instead was Pokemon, you’re in luck. If it was something else, suggest it and maybe I’ll check it out next time I do one of these.
Longfic is loooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Busy with something else! Sorry for the wait.
Huh, I’ve nearly reached Sapphire.