Last time, Rustboro!
Today, Rustboro sign!
The city probing the integration of nature and science.
This seems like a good theme. (more…)
Last time, Rustboro!
Today, Rustboro sign!
The city probing the integration of nature and science.
This seems like a good theme. (more…)
To the cave for real this time! (more…)
So I timed this really badly, sorry. Farla didn’t want extra posts during reviewing month. Have an ending: (more…)
I’m finally done! But there’s still quite a bit to go – sociopathy, mindblowing twists, and a bizarre intellectual elitism/anti-science combo, oh my! To start things off:

(“The initial surge of heat should destroy any remaining life on the Surface instantly… Then, the Cycle will be complete. It will send out the signal that everything’s ready. They’ll clean up the Surface, repopulate it, start a new Cycle, and… rescue me.”)
We finally get the reveal that, like everyone else, Tezkhra is a horrible person. (more…)
Okay, time to explore Slateport!
Or first, the sandy area right before it.
I try out my now L8 Silver and his mirror coat, which manages to just barely beat a L13 tentacool, then with Poochyena’s sacrifice manages to beat the following machop too. Also, ice beam looks really cool now.
Okay, now I’ve got to head into Slateport to heal. Current team:
L11 Silver 
L15 ralts
L15 thunderdoggy 
L18 Makit 
L15 ralts
L11 nincada
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Last time,
Last time,
Last time,
!!!! (more…)
Not dead! (more…)
When last we left off…well, when last we left off I had made a Silver for everyone and was gushing about how all pokemon could be ours now. But before that, I’d just finished hatching eevees and picked future Flare. (more…)
One more thing: QR code to get the shiny charm through mystery gift! Unlike the pokemon ones, this may hypothetically cause issues if you ever manage to collect every single pokemon and Birch attempts to give you it. If you aren’t going to do that, it’s really not an issue.
While I get the idea of unlockables for completing the pokedex, having unlockables that have to do with grinding your way through pokemon be walled behind grinding your way through pokemon really doesn’t make sense to me. They should just give you a damn mew already.
Anyway, I explore Verdanturf today. (more…)
Okay, Flare’s knocked out but I don’t want to go all the way back down, so let’s see if I can sneak my way through aaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s Brendan. You gonna heal my pokemon, Brendan? God, for the days when seeing a rival meant I needed to slink away in terror before they dragged my half-dead team into a fight. Also, how the hell did you get up here, you ran the other way. (more…)
Last time, a lower-case professor was professornapped. As fandom has explained, the upper case is necessary for anyone to view those involved as people, so he must not be a people. Who cares what happens to him in that case?
I try talking to Not-Cozmo woman to see if she has anything to say and it’s just “go find the lowercase thing”. You’re not the boss of me, I’m going to go talk to everybody! (more…)
So I continue along and hit Brendan yet again, presumably to still fail to fight me. The image is included because it’s hilarious how this is taking place with all those other guys in view totally not caring. (more…)