Misc Discussion Post 01/03/2016 Farla 36 Comments In case some new thing comes up and everyone wants to chat about that without taking over a random post. Housekeeping discussion 36 Comments CrazyEd says: April 24, 2017 at 4:40 pm So! Exalted! This is a subject I’m pretty passionate about, so apologies in advance. For anything. For everything, probably. What they did to The Ebon Dragon in MoEP: Infernals isn’t as bad as in RotSE. If you stat it, they will kill it. Hilariously easy, in The Ebon Dragon’s case. I’m pretty sure it can be done at chargen if you optimise hard enough. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of Infernals, but I think its a matter of personal taste. I don’t like transhumanism, for one. But what I do really like? Malfeas. Its one of the most interesting parts of the setting. I love the hierarchy of Yozi and all their various component souls and everything about the idea. I even like the Not-Yozi in Scion whose sub-souls became Judeo-Christian angels as part of a plot to draw worship away from the true gods in a setting where the various pagan mythologies are all true and belief is magical power. I do like the mechanics though. I never understood why the core concept of how Infernals were meant to work get a bad rap in the post 2.5 environment unless you count Ink Moneys extras which totally break them because that blog has zero balance or why people always acted like the Reclamation was an inevitability if the existence of Infernals was confirmed in your game insane power level of Ink Monkeys Infernals making it deadly easy to do so aside. The Ebon Dragon is the master of the long game. He started plotting as soon as he became imprisoned in Malfeas. Breaking the Jade Prison was the beginning of phase one of his plan. These two events happened about five thousand years apart. Even assuming the Reclamation is a done deal once it starts, just because your ST introduces a slayer as a boss character doesn’t mean that the Yozi will escape Malfeas within a year if the PCs don’t do anything And the less said about all the changes they wanted to make to Infernals in 3e the better. Unfortunately, I’m not sure which ones stuck around and which ones got reviled so hard they backpedaled on it, like the idea that your PC Infernals were prototypes to test out the shards of Exaltation before the real agents of the Reclamation are created. 0 Reply Report comment illhousen says: April 24, 2017 at 6:41 pm If you stat it, they will kill it. That’s actually not a huge problem in Exalted specifically compared to, say, Lovecraftian stuff. You’re playing as demigods with the power to reshape the world in your image. If you feel like defeating the Principle of Opposition that doesn’t even properly exist, well, you can do that. It becomes a problem when the players know mechanics better than the developers, so TED is not as impressive as he should be, but that’s a somewhat separate issue. why people always acted like the Reclamation was an inevitability if the existence of Infernals was confirmed in your game That’s rather bizarre. Infernals are hilariously bad servants. They’re way too prone to wandering off and exacting vengeance or carve their own little kingdoms or, well, do pretty much everything except their stated goal. And I’m not even going to get into heretical path stuff. With Infernals around you honestly should worry more about Infernals being around than about Yozi. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 24, 2017 at 6:56 pm Oh, true, true. Both The Ebon Dragon, the Incarnae, and probably a lot of other Big Setting Names (the Kukla?) get painfully easy-to-take statblocks. I’ve got no problem with being able to fight and kill The Ebon Dragon, but like I said, a starting level Exalt should not be able to defeat him no matter what he does and how optimised he is. I should’ve said something like “if you stat it, they’ll kill it with laughable ease”. It occurs to me I’ve never assessed the Scarlet Empress’s takeability in RotSE (I outright avoided looking at it to avoid getting mad because I knew I would), but considering she’s a Dragonblooded, she’s probably pretty easy to take out. Infernals are hilariously bad servants. And, unlike the Abyssals (has anyone here been around long enough to remember when Abyssals were the antagonist splat?), the Yozi don’t have the options of a carrot or a stick to ensure loyalty. They only have carrots that the Infernals can very easily get for themselves with their own power. Abyssals have both the Liege background and the shard-containers which can be used as a leash. And those are for the deathlords; the neverborn don’t even have any motivation to keep them loyal. They’ve got something like twice the numbers the Infernals do, and so long as the Abyssals keep destroying things, it doesn’t matter who they’re loyal to. Forget the yozi, the neverborn are the way more immediate threat. The battle between the Exalts of Creation and the Infernals even has a very high chance of ending in a win condition for the neverborn before it does for the yozi, and the neverborn end actually is an inevitable conclusion (on a cosmically slow scale) even if the Yozi win. 0 Reply Report comment Farla says: April 25, 2017 at 12:34 am but like I said, a starting level Exalt should not be able to defeat him no matter what he does and how optimised he is. That was intentional. For more of the line godawful stat blocks were an accident, but that was done by the guys who knew the system, and the official line was that, because this was such an awesome book, they wanted it to be playable by all groups…which, of course, means it’s a cakewalk to anyone who’s experienced. and the neverborn end actually is an inevitable conclusion (on a cosmically slow scale) even if the Yozi win. I’m fond of the idea that the yozi intend to help their siblings – whether or not they can when they seem to have difficulty even understanding it is another thing, but I’d assume it’s on the agenda if only because no one wants to share a house with flayed screaming zombie family members. It also gives loyalist infernals (and why have anything but loyalist infernals, really) another thing to be holier-than-thou about if their plan would, theoretically, address the greatest of the doom clusterfuck Creation faces. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 25, 2017 at 9:49 pm That was intentional. Intentionally bad game design is still bad game design. It’s worse than accidental bad game. At least if it was accidental I could just pretend it was an oversight and not that they thought it was a clever piece of game design. The Ink Monkeys could’ve really benefited from having someone around solely to dismiss their ideas no matter how good they were just to encourage them to think more deeply about them. I remember when someone leaked a playtest document and two charms in the same charm tree could be combined into an infinite xp generator and there were several which were impossible to fix without completely deleting them and waiting until they were working on the Sidereal book. As the person my group comes to for homebrew balancing, even if it was a playtest document, these are not mistakes that should’ve required playtesters to catch. the yozi intend to help their siblings I don’t understand what you mean by this. Help them how, exactly? Bring them back to life? That’s one of the two golden laws of things you can’t do in Exalted. the late-2e idea that Exalts could never be servants One of the most fun Exalted PCs I ever played was a heavily indoctrinated Night Caste member of the Cult of the Illuminated. In a game that was otherwise casteless lunars. I have no clue how I got away with this PC concept. The funniest part is that, because the other three or four PCs were casteless lunars and there were three or four silver pact lunar NPCs who found them, my PC kept getting their ideas shot down and they eventually ended up in the same role a Token Lunar ends up in with an otherwise solar party, except it was their Lunar Mate (who they were obsessed with because they had Amnesia, Past Lives 5, and a first age incarnation with a Solar Bond 5 mate they were equal partners with) who held their murder-leash. the most control over where their Exaltations go Abyssal Exaltations explicitly go to whoever the deathlord commands they do (contingent on the prospective abyssal accepting). 0 Reply Report comment Farla says: April 27, 2017 at 10:52 pm Help them how, exactly? Bring them back to life? Kill them/detach them from Creation/fix them enough that they’re no longer screaming zombies, possibly by just mangling them further. The yozi barely grasp the partial deaths they’ve been forced through, so it’s unlikely they’ll do a good job of whatever they attempt, but I am sure they intend to try something. A loyalist infernal ought to be able to claim dealing with the neverborn issue is one of the many wonderful things about giving Creation back to its true masters – especially since that opens up a line of interaction between infernals and abyssals! Loyalist abyssals of one type might want to ally with anyone who could help their ultimate masters, while the other type of loyalist might be horrified at the thought that infernals were going to get in the way of the all-devouring void and continue to allow the suffering of existence. Abyssal Exaltations explicitly go to whoever the deathlord commands they do (contingent on the prospective abyssal accepting). I mean more in terms of ripping open someone’s mind to check. I know there’s some stuff suggesting the neverborn put them through a wringer post-exaltation and could kill them and try again if they don’t like what they see, but the neverborn are so broken I don’t think they’d even know what to look for – certainly their track record with the deathlords was shit. The yozi are way more functional (including being able to learn from experience) and were doing a better job at making servants from their very first akuma attempt. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 28, 2017 at 11:29 am kill the neverborn Killing the ghosts of the things which should have been incapable of dying in the first place. That’s just crazy, even for Exalted. Honestly, I have to disagree entirely. The yozi want to rule Creation. The neverborn want to destroy it. The yozi can’t rule Creation if the neverborn destroy it. Remember, Creation is the fetter that binds their primordial ghosts. If anything, infernals should be less willing to work with loyalists than renegade abyssals. the neverborn put them through ringer post-exaltation From what I can recall, the neverborn didn’t really have anything to do with the abyssals. I don’t even think they were involved in cracking the Jade Prison. I think that was either… the Silver Prince or one of the two Scavenger Lands deathlords? It’s the deathlords who do all the scouting for new abyssals. The neverborn just want shit destroyed, they don’t care how. When you think about it, the deathlords have more in common with an infernal. They actually were picked by the neverborn, have no real requirement of loyality so far as I can remember (which is why half of them want to take over Creation as well) and they even received a (third circle) demon to enter an unholy fusion with! Remember, a deathlord is a fusion between the ghost of a powerful Celestial Exalt an what was a third-circle soul of a neverborn. 0 Reply Farla says: April 25, 2017 at 12:45 am That’s rather bizarre. Infernals are hilariously bad servants. They’re way too prone to wandering off and exacting vengeance or carve their own little kingdoms or, well, do pretty much everything except their stated goal. This is but one of the many reasons I immediately discarded the bit about them being failed solars who exalt and then go to meet the yozi. They really suffered from the late-2e idea that exalts could never be servants even through honest belief. Infernals should be the most devoted of the cultists, who really believe that this is the right thing. That also solves the problem of them going off in a million directions and wrecking the setting while deluting their yoziness – an infernal should only switch away from serving the yozi by being a PC who has a revelation or by PCs convincing them this isn’t the right thing to do. Abyssals don’t get the best vetting because it’s harder to do and their masters have a bunch of options if they run off. Infernals should have no leashes but be incredibly hard to turn away from their task in the first place. 0 Reply Report comment illhousen says: April 25, 2017 at 4:47 pm Hm, that actually makes sense considering that they probably have the most control over where their Exaltations go. I mean, if you go to a trouble of stuffing an Exaltation into a demon first, may as well ensure it goes to the right person. 0 Reply Report comment Farla says: April 25, 2017 at 12:26 am Personally, I’m not a huge fan of Infernals, but I think its a matter of personal taste. I don’t like transhumanism, for one. As someone who likes transhumanism, part of the problem with Infernals was that the rest of the exalts were already transhuman enough and you really can’t get beyond that without compromising the idea that everyone’s fundamentally human and can’t just cut out their own flaws. Dreams of the First Age shows how bizarre and alien the exalts can get when left to their own devices, but you can still see the human base it’s all built off of. Infernals says that people can change anything in any way, while the whole rest of Exalted is built on the idea people can’t change being people. As to the fucking Reclamation, it’s because the designers were active all over the forums giving fifty thumbs up to the idea because THEIR exalts were so much cooler than everyone else’s and they were gonna do it (and so if you weren’t playing as infernals your characters’ new plots were all about desperately trying to stop the inevitable infernal takeover) because they could do anything but also they weren’t anybody’s servants and as soon as the yozi tried to boss them around they’d double-re-yozify the yozi but BETTER and into, like, MECHATANK SLAVE ARMOR that’s METAL AS FUCK and then they’d build a brand new creation off their bodies, and it’d have blackjack and hookers. Also god I hated what they did with the Ebon Dragon. There’s so many wonderful directions you can take the bits of lore we had about them and instead they erased them in favor of basically Satan but more of a fuckup and super easy to screw over. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 25, 2017 at 9:59 pm One of the most infuriating ideas I’ve ever seen in the Exalted community is the idea that characters shouldn’t be shaped by their culture because an Exaltation burns that away. While it’s technically true that Exaltation could lead someone to throwing off parts of their culture they don’t like or agree with, especially with years, decades, and centuries of experience as an Exalt, who you are before you exalt should definitely inform who you are after you exalt. People are heavily shaped by their upbringing, and suddenly having a 30 yard standing long jump doesn’t mean the last twenty or thirty years of your life suddenly have no bearing on who you are as a person. At least when DotFA has people becoming these incomprehensible human-shaped things, its after they’ve had thousands of years to forget their pre-Exaltation culture. But someone who has only been an Exalt for six months to a year like the chargen power level assumes? Your pre-exaltation culture should still mean something to you, even if it means a complete rejection of it because you’re a Solar born on the Blessed Isle. Culture should never just disappear by the mere process of Exaltation. As to the fucking Reclamation Do I smell hints of someone who dislikes the Ink Monkeys as much as I do? If the opinion of the Exalted community on this site is as negative towards them as I am, words can not express how happy that makes me, and how much less I fear this discussion turning into heated arguments. How do you feel about Evocations and the new Exalt types of 3e? 0 Reply Report comment Farla says: April 28, 2017 at 12:14 am Like so many, I was enthusiastic about those-who-would-become-Ink-Monkeys when it began. They promised knowledge of system mechanics and beautiful charms. And then, Infernals! Which had such beautiful charms people argued that despite chapters of rape and stupid, it was still worth it for those alone! Sure, the interpretations of the yozi weren’t quite Games of Divinity level, but nothing but GoD is GoD. And, glory of glory, they were going to write MORE charms! They would bring this greatness to all the exalt types! …well, to solars. But that’s okay, solars are the main exalt, and who cares the lunars still have the most boring charmset ever? And…did they seriously just let solars resurrect if they die nobly protecting people, violating both the no-revival and the n0-objective-goodness clauses in one go? But hey, a few charms that show we are operating on completely different visions of the setting are no big deal. I can just take out anything I don’t like! And the promise of overhauling the existing mechanics into something functional for everyone is a much bigger deal. Exalted 2.5!!! …and there’s Shun the Smiling Lady nerfed, because a charm that exists to make powerful people hunt you down and beat you to death was overpowered and needed more reasons to never be used by anyone, so evidently the rebalancing is not really going to be helpful to me who wants like, balance and not solaroid superiority. All while churning out lore I hated more and more each time. Gee, what if the Sol Invictus wasn’t literally the sun, and also what if we insisted you can’t call him that anymore for some reason, and also he’s basically Jesus??? Also he totally rides Luna lol, also Luna is definitely always a sexy woman now, busy splitting her time between sexing him and lesbian sexing Gaia, also did we mention we know what Luna is now and it’s a sexy murder honeypot. OH HEY WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABYSSALS SO WE MADE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DEATH EXALT AND WE’RE GOING TO MAKE A BUNCH OF COOL STUFF FOR THEM INSTEAD BECAUSE THEY’RE SO MUCH BETTER. ps now any god can make an exalt at the cost of their own life because it’s not like it’s a major feature of the setting that gods aren’t very self-sacrificing or anything. Hey wait no we do have some non-solar stuff! Here’s a naked chick. No it’s empowering because she chooses to be naked. In conclusion I barely know how 3e works because I stopped paying attention midway through the beta test period. I should probably check again to find out what cool stuff the liminals got that I can staple back onto my abyssals. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 28, 2017 at 12:16 pm The most insidious part of MoEP: Infernals is… the Ink Monkeys didn’t have nearly as much to do with the book as you might think. Go look up the credits. I only think one of them even has any credit as a writer, and I think he was the one who basically burned his ties with the others halfway through the 3e kickstarter. I think it was around the time one of them had a cancer scare, and I actually think it was the one who had the scare, come to think of it. I can just take out everything I don’t like! As someone who likes the idea of samurai RPGs but hates Legend of the Five Rings (the only “samurai”-focused game out there), let me tell you the two worst lines the designers promote the game with. Both sound totally fine on paper and I didn’t actually have a real problem with either until I became an L5R GM. L5R your way! What You Think It Means: Oh, they’re decoupling the mechanics from the current metaplot, so I can play in the past or future, and more easily make changes to the setting without overhauling the system and vice-versa. What It Actually Means: If you don’t like it, fix it yourself. And if you ask why a rule was written in a certain way (such as why the school renowned throughout the empire as the preeminant masters of the naginata lack the skill that governs naginata use), so that you can know the thought that went behind writing it that way, too bad! You’re free to change it however you like, though, L5R your way! What The Fans Think It Means: You can totally add to the setting or reimagine it in alternate ways (space-opera L5R!), but if you want to modify things, you’ll get no help here. (No joke, I once posted on the AEG forums asking for, if memory serves, thoughts on my rewrite to the clan wizard school of a clan that specialized in entreating with fox spirits in the fluff, so that their school’s crunch was about entreating with fox spirits, and I got nothing but questions about why I’d want to change it and defence for why the canon version made sense). Rokugan Is Not Japan What You Think It Means: L5R takes place in a fantasy setting heavily inspired by Japan, but it takes some divergences in the name of both wanting to be easier to learn than a college course on Japan (like simplifying the imperial court structure and culture) and making it more suitable for play as an RPG (such as allowing equal opportunity female PCs), and you can’t expect 100% historical accuracy. What It Actually Means: Reading a book on medieval Japanese history and culture will often give you the exact opposite that a book on Rokugan would give you on the same topic. What The Fans Think It Means: You’re a no fun bastard for wanting people to memorize books and books of history (that you consider more interesting than the setting that was purpose built to be interesting) even though we’re going to memorize these books and books of setting fluff without complaint. So here’s another Death Exalt Remember that time one of them “clarified” that Abyssals aren’t the Exalts of Death, they’re the Exalts of Murder? Hooh boy that was a fun day. I don’t really have a problem with Liminal Exalted in a vaccuum (from what I can recall of them, at least, which can basically be summed up as “Promethean: the Exalted”), but all the new Exalts step on too many toes. The “problem” with Half-Castes (come to think of it, half-castes better fit the definition of a liminal being than Liminal Exalted, don’t they?) was that they couldn’t compete with Exalts (which was the point), so Exigents now. The problem with Sidereals is their continued existence, so Getiman now. Remember how the core religious structure of the Scarlet Empire is that being a good peasant who keeps your head down will reward you with a better life next time around the wheel of reincarnation and the Exalt types that you become in this life by being disruptive to the social order are all demons (sort of like the dichotomy between Hinduism and Buddhism)? Last I checked, exigents had Immaculate Order approval, because its hard to claim their demons when the god who made them can set up a soap box on the street corner to tell everyone they didn’t steal his power. Here’s a naked chick. This is Exalted. You’re really going to have to be more specific. I barely know how 3e works. Last I checked, it worked like 2e but with the damage-resolution system of Final Fantasy: Dissidia taped onto the top of it, accuracy is no longer the combat god-stat (now its damage for pretty much the exact same reasons accuracy was the god stat), half the charms modified what dice results gave what successes in what situations (because Excellencies were bad so we had to go back to 1e charmsets with 50 “this charm gives +1 dice when doing X Action”), and computing your dice totals is so complex they literally had to custom build a dicebot to handle it (and not just for online play either, it was a general use tool that you could use on your phone for real-life games). So I guess I’m still stuck with 2.0 with half of the TCA errata (also non-Ink Monkeys work, if I recall). I hope my players will all be okay with “you all meet at an orgy” instead of “you all meet in a tavern”… Not that it matters, for me, because 3e could literally be the most perfect system ever devised by man and I’d still hate all the changes they made to the fluff supposed in the name of making it more like early 1e (which, as a reminder, is the system everyone immediately dropped- even my friend who owns literally every 1e book- the moment 2e’s core dropped) because they don’t realize all that mystique was because only three books were published in the first six months of the run to provide any answers to the mystery of the setting and even if they completely reboot the setting instead of awkwardly stapling in their new Exalt types, people are still going to remember the previous two editions. The only book I’m considering looking at is the DB book because it promises lots of stuff about the Heptagram I might be able to steal. It was supposed to be out in the first six months of 3e (which was, if I recall, slated for a 2012 Q4 release with a collector’s edition core within the year) so it should be coming out in the next year or two, probably. You can reboot a system, and you can reboot a setting, but you can’t reboot a player. And if they dont’ believe that, I’d like them to talk to any Planescape who dropped older D&D editions for 4e before 4e Planescape was released. Those poor bastards. Oh well, at least it calmed down 3e fanboys from cawing to their STs about how they should switch from 2e to 3e the day the corebook dropped, even if they were playing non-Solars. Somewhat, at least. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 28, 2017 at 12:21 pm Hah hah whoops I meant to take out the bullet-point list of unrelated L5R criticism and leave this one in instead! Blame my accursed lack of an edit button. did they seriously just let solars ressurect I think the main problems I have with the Ink Monkeys, in no particular order Half the biggest 2e Is Unsalvagable Sins they spent the second half of 2e harping on were ones they created in the first place and the other half were ones they exacerbated to insane levels. There’s no internal criticism. I can’t remember how many times a new Ink Monkeys release would come out and it’d look like half-formed ideas sketched out for homebrewing. I made alpha versions of homebrew with more polish than their finished versions… which leads us to So many times, it seems like their only form of errata was “oh god, please forget we released this” after fan reaction was “it took me only one read-through to find five ways this was broken”. Remember the debacle that was the 3e preview PDF for Abyssals? After the tenth time in a row you use “oh, we were only pretending to be stupid/going over the line to see how far we could go” I think everyone has stopped believing it. But hey, they’re not rape-ghosts, they only meant “ravish in the Victorian romance novel sense”. So they’re just ghosts which are so overcome by their passion for you that they can’t help but force themselves upon you sexually. It’s totally different, you guys. So much of their work was broken on the conceptual level. I mentioned this in passing earlier, but one of the charms in the playtest document was a Lore charm that allowed a Solar to study something for a few days and make a prediction based on what had happened in the past (I believe the example was predicting the next time a volcano would errupt) and reality would rewite itself to make the solar correct. As if Sidereals didn’t already have enough on their plate with Creation being like “Jurassic Park after the power goes out” because all the Lunars (all of them) who hate them for some reason. There are probably more categories to lump the problems I have into, but let’s start with those three/four (the second and third are kind of two halves of one), since they’re probably the biggest. Oh, and I just remembered: 2.5e was a slap-dash bandaid they put zero effort into and never intended to finish because it existed solely to get the Ink Monkeys the third edition. Not really a pattern in the individual events but this is definitely one of their worst things. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 26, 2017 at 11:39 pm Miscellaneous is just a fancy way of saying “pen and paper RPGs”, right? So while I was reading through some of the older reviews on this site, someone once suggested half a decade ago that Farla read the Ciaphas Cain books from the Warhammer 40,000 series (which struck me as odd considering those are generally considered one of if not the best WH40k novel series, especially for people new to the setting and people who actively dislike the setting), it got me thinking about what other RPGs might be popular on this site (WH40k wasn’t one of them). Obviously, there is a decent number of Exalted fans around, but what about other RPGs? Is there an RPG system/setting you absolutely can’t stand? That obscure niche RPG you’ve always wanted to play but never got the chance (besides Unknown Armies)? And, relevant to the comment that inspired this one, what RPG-inspired books would you recommend to read or avoid like the plague? I’ve personally always found the original Dragonlance trilogy a fascinating series. A lot of post-D&D “Tolkienian” fantasy has been accused of just aping Tolkien’s style without his substance (a valid complaint) but its fascinating to see just to what degree Dragonlance takes that to. If you’ve ever wondered what Lord of the Rings would’ve been like if Gandalf was fused with Tom Bombadil, I can’t more heavily suggest any book other than the first Dragonlance trilogy. Also, kender. But the most important question I could possibly ask here is: Does non-official fiction set in RPG settings count as fanfiction? Do individual RPGs run in published settings count as collaborative fanfiction? This is a question that’s been bugging me for about nine of the ten years I’ve been obsessed with funny shaped dice, but I’ve never had enough contact with the fanfiction community to get an answer until now. 0 Reply Report comment illhousen says: April 27, 2017 at 12:24 am Obviously, there is a decent number of Exalted fans around, but what about other RPGs? You can check out Tabletop RPG section/tag, I’ve reviwed a number of things I enjoy, plus performed a lengthy dissections on Dresden Files RPG and DragonRaid. As to my current favorites: – Don’t Rest Your Head – Polaris – A Penny for My Thoughts – The Mountain Witch – Unknown Armies (everything but mechanics which I actually dislike) – Over the Edge – Cat – Some takes on FATE system, which is a pretty good system for doing something weird and your own. – White Wolf stuff is hit and miss, but when it hits, it’s pretty great. – Fiasco is just fun – Savage Worlds for the sake of nostalgia-ridden adventure. It’s like D&D but more to my tastes – I fondly remember Ars Magica as one of the first tRPGs I actually owned, but I didn’t play it much – deadEarth for sheer entertaining value. Try to generate a character and you’ll know what I mean – currently I’m reading Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine (from the creator of Nobilis, though I didn’t actually read Nobilis), which appears to be pretty great if a bit dense and opaque to my liking. It has rules for character arcs, it’s amazing Probably forgetting a bunch of stuff, but those are games that I liked (or liked something about them) that I can remember off the top of my head. Is there an RPG system/setting you absolutely can’t stand? Aside from the obvious like FATAL and Hybrid? Well, DragonRaid just baffled me with its mechanical decisions, and I don’t care much for the underlying ideology. I’m easily bored by complex rules, so I generally avoid the likes of GURPS and D&D. Nasuverse RPG has genuinely offended my sensibilities by being a goddamn monster of a book that clearly has no idea how to adapt shit. Aside from that, I’m generally cautious in my RPG choices, so I didn’t encounter much awful stuff that I didn’t want to find for pointing and laughing purposes to begin with. That obscure niche RPG you’ve always wanted to play but never got the chance (besides Unknown Armies)? I actually played Unknown Armies on numerous occasions. It works in accordance with its themes, but mechanics is really not my cup of tea. The actual answers would be: – Monsters and Other Childish Things – Little Fears – Houses of the Blooded And, relevant to the comment that inspired this one, what RPG-inspired books would you recommend to read or avoid like the plague? Well, Godwalker is a fine novel for Unknown Armies, though, really, if you want Unknown Armies novel, the Last Call by Tim Powers is a better choice. It’s not actually about UA at all, but it certainly captures the feel anyway. Currently I’m reading Fable of the Swan for Chuubo’s, which so far is pretty good. A bit surreal, a lot pastoral and a bit horrifying, good combination. I’ve personally always found the original Dragonlance trilogy a fascinating series. Meh, honestly, when I read it, it just left me with a feeling of emptiness. A lot of stuff happened, but it didn’t feel like it had any meaning, and you could hear dice rolling in the distance. Writing your novel based on your game sessions is not the best way to approach the task without some really heavy editing. Does non-official fiction set in RPG settings count as fanfiction? Yes, you can even find some in the Pit. I would suggest A Green Sun Illuminates the Void, an Exalted fanfic. It’s a crossover with Familiar of Zero, though, but you don’t have to read it to understand what’s going on (and you’re probably better off avoiding it anyway because it’s a forgettable harem light novel that gained traction in the fandom solely due to an easy crossover mechanism and some cool stuff in setting lore. The fic in question reworks a lot of plot and setting elements to make the work, well, not shitty). Do individual RPGs run in published settings count as collaborative fanfiction? You mean, like, session transcripts and play-by-post games? No, the usual term for them is RP. They’re banned on the Pit and in general are rarely of any interest to anyone outside of people involved in the play. TRPGs in general are very in-group oriented when it comes to narrative decisions. What would be considered a terrible idea in the fandom can be easily accepted in play because it ties to some in-joke or match your tastes or whatever. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 1:46 am Oh yeah, now that you mention it, I remember reading that review of the Dresden Files RPG. I think skimming that book, long before I ever actually read anything of the Dresden Files, was my first introduction to FATE all those years ago. That was probably… 2008 or ’09, I wanna say? I don’t exactly remember when that book came out. As to my current favorites Jeez, you sure do like the rules-light narrative systems, huh? I’ll try my best, for the sake of civility, not to make a huge textdump on how I feel about those. Suffice to say, it ain’t good (though most of it is specifically directed at FATE), and I vastly prefer games that just dump a whole bunch of things to simulate a world and let me handle the story all by myself. I eagerly await the day that the tracksuit-wearing nutters on 4chan’s Traditional Games board finish their overhaul of Riddle of Steel (though, last I checked, their game was at least as functional as RoS is, despite still being in beta). Chuubo’s Marvellous Wish-Granting Engine […] appears a bit opaque That’s kind of the author’s signature mark at this point. I’m easily bored bored by compelx rules All the rules you need for GURPS, minus huge lists of things you can buy, can probably fit on a 15 page print-out. GURPS Ultra-Lite is about that big, I think. The compelxity is front-loaded at chargen. Buying skills is a bit of a hassle, but using skills is just 3d6 roll-under all day every day. I started really getting into GURPS after I tried AD&D and found I liked it more than either 3.5e (because its terrible) or 4e (too slow and I hate all the equipment that’s needed). AD&D 2e is definitely a product of its time, though, and GURPS does basically everything I liked about AD&D far better. clearly no idea how to adapt shit Man, oh man, I hope you never read Pokemon Tabletop Adventures if you couldn’t handle the Nasuverse RPG. Unknown Armies I’ve ran UA once completely by the seat of my pants. It should’ve been a lot more terrible than it was. Something I discovered while doing so is that a great place to find fodder for Unknown Armies is, of all things, the Kamen Rider series. Some of the darker shows, like Kamen Rider Kuuga and Agito, could literally be adapted into Unknown Armies games with absolutely zero modification if you cast the PCs as the police officers who are forced to deal with the Monsters of the Week as well as the Tokusatsu Hero who is just as unknown and terrifying from their perspective (to the point where Kamen Rider Kuuga was labelled Unidentified Life Form #2 during his fight with the first MotW, who received the #1 designation, and then was later labelled #4 when his powers fully developed and his default form changed during the fight with #3). Incidentally, if any one here likes Madoka, I highly recommend both Kamen Rider Ryuki and Kamen Rider Gaim. You’ll easily be able to see the parallels between Madoka and Ryuki and Kamen Rider Gaim is kind of like… what would happen if PMMM magical girls were involved in the Holy Grail War of F/Z, sorta? Gen Urobuchi really likes Kamen Rider Ryuki. Houses of the Blooded John Wick is my RPG Arch-nemesis. I could probably write an entire blog tearing down his entire blog. HotB has a mechanic where you gain a bonus for helping out members of your clan but are compelled (in the FATE sense) to help out members of your clan. What a debilitating flaw! And that’s not even the worst balanced aspect in the game. That one would be the one every clan gets by default because its objectively the best clan aspect that literally every playtest group took because it was objectively the best. Dragonlance Exactly. That’s what makes it so fascinating. But, for the record, only the first novel was written like that. The second and third had the novels written first and then turned into adventure novels to lessen the episodic nature of the first novel. It works, but only so far as it feels like someone writing a game of D&D where the DM controls all the characters instead of a novelization of an D&D game people played before. the Pit … The Pit? Familiar of Zero The only thing I know about this series is that one of the characters finds a pair of M72 LAWs that are known in-setting as Wands of Destruction. forgettable harem light novel I’ve probably read worse. I can chew through the harem genre like y’all go through YA novels (most of them aren’t nearly as bad as the stuff on this blog). I feel bad for admitting this, but I’ve seriously considered writing a serious article analysing about how Daily Life With Monster Girls fails even on the level of shameless fanservice (but it’d probably just turn into an essay on why Interviews with Monster Girls is everything I actually wanted from Monster Musume and more because Interviews with Monster Girls is a legitimately good series I would recommend to anyone reading). But first I’d have to find a series that succeeds at the goal of being shameless fanservice to compare and contrast it with… and that’s a rabbit hole I’d rather not go down. session transcripts and play-by-post games I was thinking the actual games themselves, or for a more The Pit acceptable format, the replay genre of novels in Japan. Not quite session transcripts, but… the first Dragonlance novel, actually! That would probably count as a replay novel in Japan. 0 Reply Report comment illhousen says: April 27, 2017 at 11:51 am Jeez, you sure do like the rules-light narrative systems, huh? That I do (though the number is misleading. Most of them aren’t meant for long campaigns but rather for short, 1-5 sessions modules, after which you put the game away and move on to something else before returning to it a year later if you liked it). I approach role-playing primary as a collaborative storytelling and generally like games that put some direct narrative control into players’ hands. It helps that my group has three people more comfortable in GM position than that of a player. If I were to critisize narrative games, I would say that it’s crucial for everyone to be on the same page regarding what you want to get out of the game and where you want it to go. Games built on different paradigms generally handle players with varying tastes and ideas better. You also need to be invested in crafting a story over other considerations as in some narrative games munchkinning is pretty easy but pointless. All the rules you need for GURPS, minus huge lists of things you can buy, can probably fit on a 15 page print-out. GURPS Ultra-Lite is about that big, I think. I know, but using GURPS Lite feels kinda pointless. Where GURPS shines in the sheer amount of quality stuff produced for it, which allows you to combine various parts to craft a game with exactly the characters you like in exactly the setting you want. But, of course, that does require engaging with more esoteric rules and figuring out how everything fits together. Stripping all that and just running the core rules simply gives you a pretty generic system with a grounded flavor. I’d rather use Savage Worlds or FATE in its place. John Wick is my RPG Arch-nemesis. Well, I read the game a long time ago, and I didn’t have an opportunity to play it, so can’t really comment. What I remember is a pretty evocative world and an intriguing combination of adventure and strategy. … The Pit? fanfiction.net I was thinking the actual games themselves, or for a more The Pit acceptable format, the replay genre of novels in Japan. No to the former (fanfiction generally assumes written fiction, not perfomance act), yes to the latter. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 12:36 pm When it comes to games, I’m definitely the sort who plays with people who play until they get bored with the game and it quietly goes off in the corner to die. I don’t have anything against collaborative storytelling and all the buzzwords narrative games like to throw around. I just think its totally not needed for an RPG to make rules around creating a narrative. Honestly, the RPG I’ve felt more hindered by the rules than any other, ever? FATE. Having to tie absolutely everything to the narrative is a fucking pain. Sometimes you want a cool piece of gear because its a cool piece of gear. The RPG where I’ve felt like the rules didn’t matter the most? FATE. It feels like freeform to the sound of clattering d6s. The RPG where my character has felt the least distinct from the others? FATE. Everyone gets the same +2 bonuses, they just get them to different things. If I were to criticize narrative games I think my biggest problem with narrative games as a whole, and not just FATE specifically, is that they’re almost exclusively rules light. Games like Legends of the Wulin, while not my cup of tea, prove you can have a narrative RPG with a good amount of teeth to its system. I once encountered someone who was utterly flumoxed by the idea that Song of Swords (that Riddle of Steel upgrade I mentioned awhile ago) was an indie game but not a rules light narrative RPG. For the record, Song of Swords is basically designed around simulating medieval combat as realistically as humanly possible while still being playable. When I last checked up on it, I am not sure if there was literally a single rule dedicated to non-combat things yet (though they will have those in the finished product). It is a game where literally every cut you receive has some chance of going septic. Why in the hell would you think that has any business being either a narrative game or a rules light game? I’ve never had any problem running narrative as fuck games in a system designed around simulating an environment but it is impossible to do the opposite, so for me, narrative games are just redundant and seeing “indie rules light narrative game” has become a keyword for “game made by someone who doesn’t know how to make mechanics”. Just look at John Wick’s Blood and Honour. Somehow, he made a mechanically terrible rules light narrative game. Go look up the minimum and maximum ages on the aging chart. If you roll literally perfect, your character can live to something like 212. (For FATE specifically, its that because of the aspect system, your character basically has to come to the table fully formed at the start of session 1. I need a few sessions to really settle into a character and how I’m going to play them and what their backstory was like.) GURPS Lite and Ultra-Lite aren’t separate rules systems. GURPS Ultra-Lite is the distillation of GURPS into the only rules that you actually need to play with. All GURPS books are still totally compatible with Lite and Ultra-Lite (which are just heavily abridged and condensed versions of the player’s guide) and you can add-on as many rules as you want. But even if it were just a grounded generic RPG, I’d prefer the resolution mechanic (3d6 roll under vs. your skill) against FATE’s (where your average result is equal to your skill rating because fudge dice have an average roll of 0). When I put it that way, I actually feel like GURPS gives me a lot more freedom to do anything I want while still offering satisfyingly crunchy rules for everything I want. Wick has an article on his blog titled “Chess is not an RPG”. You can look it up if you want, but the gist is that he hates weapon stats because (to use his example) no one will ever kill someone with their bare thumbs or a teacup because the axe statline is so much better. I feel this misses the point. Killing someone with a teacup is impressive because a teacup is a less effective weapon than even your bare hands, let alone an axe. If axes and teacups were mechanically equal, why would anyone ever use an axe? And, to top it all off? Some guy on 4chan figured out that if you appropriated statted the character Riddick (Wick’s teacup assassin) in GURPS? He’d have high enough stats to reliably kill people with teacups. So, yes, GURPS actually can model the scene he’s saying is impossible outside of narrative games… and unlike that narrative game, can actually model what makes it impressive. Evocative world … Hah, sorry, I was thinking of Blood and Honour, a samurai RPG Wick made based on the basic ruleset of Houses of the Blooded. Houses of the Blooded is pretty much just all the goofy court intrigue that makes new people hate Legends of the Five Rings (pretty much everyone who joins an established L5R group as a new player has a “my first PC was totally dicked over by a bunch of people who thought they were clever because I didn’t have an encylcopedic knowledge of the setting specifically designed to trap you into seppuku for any little misstep because that’s what Wick believes samurai fiction is like” story because L5R fans can get bloody obsessive) and his boner for the aristocracy as a standalone game. Remember, this is the man who made a game about the Enlightenment period, but made magic a bloodline ability (where every magical bloodline was also noble) and explicitly asked the question “I wonder how the enlightenment would’ve gone if the nobles actually were better than the commoners?” to someone interviewing him about it. And no, it’s not like that was the point of the game. It was just supposed to be a fantasy game about pirates and fencing and shit like that. Houses of the Blooded literally has a sourcebook for option like “going outside”. John Wick made an RPG where the ability to go outside was a separate sourcebook. And the kicker? You don’t actually use it to go outside. It’s for telling stories of the wilderness adventures of Unblooded not-elves to the noble court of a household of Blooded not-elves so they’ll accept you into their court and you get to be a noble too and you’ll never have to go outside ever again. The book titled “Wilderness” takes place 100% inside a court room and does not feature the wilderness (outside of flashbacks). 0 Reply Report comment illhousen says: April 27, 2017 at 1:30 pm I just think its totally not needed for an RPG to make rules around creating a narrative. Strictly speaking, it isn’t needed for an RPG to make rules about anything. Freeform is a thing, and I had fun playing it on occasion. I do know that “but I can do it in other types of RPG” is a standard objection to narrative games, but it always struck me as silly. Yes, you can, but generally you need to put in more effort and preparation to achieve the same result. I find narrative rules helpful in framing the story and engaging the players, and generally I have more fun playing Polaris than GURPS, so Polaris I play. I think my biggest problem with narrative games as a whole, and not just FATE specifically, is that they’re almost exclusively rules light. For me, it’s a feature. I do much prefer rules that I can exlain in five minutes and that don’t require much preparation to play. Why in the hell would you think that has any business being either a narrative game or a rules light game? I would rather ask why the fuck would I want any random wound to have a chance to go septic if I’m unlucky with my rolls, causing me to miss a dramatic fight on account of being bed-ridden? Look, I get that the appeal of simulationist games is extreme verisimilitude: the character’s concerns are your concerns because they have the weight of mechanics behind them, the world feels more real because various objects are defined in mechanical terms and don’t change to suit the narrative, etc. But, personally, I feel that trading verisimilitude for a narrative-driven light rules is fair, and I have more fun that way. For FATE specifically, its that because of the aspect system, your character basically has to come to the table fully formed at the start of session 1. Not really, at least not in the current paradigm. There are rules for leaving most aspects blank and filling them in during play as you figure out who you really want to play, or changing aspects on milestones if you feel they don’t really fit your character or want to reflect character development. GURPS Lite and Ultra-Lite aren’t separate rules systems. Yes, yes. What I meant is that you do actually need to use those books in order for using GURPS to have meaning. As for resolution mechanic, I prefer d6-d6 for FATE. Mostly because I have a fuckton of d6s but no fudge dice as they’re hard to find where I live. Don’t care about Wick as a person, so can’t comment there. I found Houses of the Blooded something I’d want to play and see how it goes, that’s pretty much the extent of my opinion on everything that has to do with him. Overall, it’s clear by that point that we have very different tastes in RPGs, so I don’t think that line of discussion is productive. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 1:51 pm Freeform Well, technically, I was talking about RPGs mechanical systems, freeform is just about the only option that isn’t a valid consideration. Even FATAL is technically more of an RPG system than freeform, even though freeform is an infinitely better mechanical system to play FATAL in than it is (if for some insane reason you want to play FATAL for any reason in the first place). You need to put in more effort and preparation. Like I said, no I don’t. I just do what I’m want to do. I’ve only ever had a problem with mechanics getting in the way of roleplaying when playing narrative systems, because in narrative systems, everything has to be tied back to the narrative and sometimes things are just narratively unimportant.From a GMing perspective, the most annoying mechanics in narrative games are the ones that attempt to provide rules to GM Fiats. FATE has been more of a roadblock to playing the kind of characters I want to play than Exalted 2e. You can have a strong story driven game in a simulationist game like GURPS or a gamist game like Shadowrun. You can play the mechanics with zero story in a simulationist game like GURPS. You can simulate a neutral world in a gamist game like Shadowrun. But a narrative game can’t be played on its merits as a mechanical system or simulate a world on its own. It’s the least fexible vertex of the triangle. missing a dramatic fight because of a septic wound The fight only has the importance you attach to it. Song of Swords is an incredibly lethal combat system, which is why (much like UA) the combat chapter starts out by saying how much you should avoid combat. Deciding to intiate combat should always be a very calculated maneuver. The only reason you should decide to draw your sword is because you need to kill something, not because the story tells to it needs to be drawn. One of the most bizarre decisions the Song of Ice and Fire RPG made was that it uses a system reminicent of FATE to determine when a PC dies from combat. Like… did they forget their source material? trading vermililitude for narrative-driven light rules Why do they have to be light rules? Crunchy narrative systems are rare, but they do exist. FATE is one the most harmful things I’ve ever seen happen to homebrew mechanics. Why craft a mechanical system to perfectly reflect the game you want to run when you can just write up a setting and attach it to a FATE PDF? not in the current paradigm Are you talking about that one version of FATE that reduces skills down to something like five adjectives that give your characters bonuses based on if they’re good at doing Flashy things or Forceful things or something like that? I remember there was some version of FATE like that which I just had to put my foot down on when my GM tried to change our FATE game to that, because something like four out of the five were basically the core concepts of my character’s manner of acting or something like that. 0 Reply illhousen says: April 27, 2017 at 2:50 pm Like I said, no I don’t. You do. At the very least, you need to stat up important NPCs, while in, say, Polaris it’s all on the level of description, and in Don’t Rest Your Head you just need to pick a number of Pain dice to roll. FATE has been more of a roadblock to playing the kind of characters I want to play than Exalted 2e. Well, what can I say? I had the exact opposite experience with FATE and narrative systems in general, and aspects in particular were helpful in emphasizing the kind of stuff I wanted to happen in the game and the kind of character I wanted to play. But a narrative game can’t be played on its merits as a mechanical system or simulate a world on its own. And neither should it be. Like, I’m not sure why you would use a system for something it wasn’t meant to do if you have alternatives available. If a system is unsuited for a task or hinders play more than it actively helps, you should switch to a different system. I get that sometimes people are attached to a specific system and use it for everything and sometimes they play with people who don’t want to learn a new system and would rather stick with something everyone in the group knows, but I don’t really have those concerns. Why do they have to be light rules? Because I don’t like crunch, I don’t care for it, and it needs to justify its existence before I give it a time of day. I get why other people are into it: if you’re a power gamer, it can be an interesting logical puzzle to solve, and if you’re into simulationism, it allows you to reflect everything there is to know about your character in mechanic, giving it more weight, but neither particularly appeals to me, so. Are you talking about that one version of FATE that reduces skills down to something like five adjectives that give your characters bonuses based on if they’re good at doing Flashy things or Forceful things or something like that? No? DFRPG has rules for changing your aspects after a session, FATE Core reduces their number to three, if I recall correctly, other versions I’ve seen allow you to leave aspects blank and fill them in as needed. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 3:45 pm You need to stat up important NPCs. Not statting up NPCs is, like, GM Streamlining Tip #1. The only reason I ever stat NPCs past keeping track of what I roll for any given reason (something I only do because I personally like it to be consistent) is because I feel like giving them a full character sheet. If you have alternatives available That’s how I feel about narrative RPGs. If I have one thing that can do X and one thing that can do X and Y, what do I need with the thing that can do only X? sometimes people are attached to a specific system “Doesn’t want to learn a new system” has described most of my experience with hardcore FATE players. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever convinced someone who started with games like FATE to try an RPG with more crunch to it than FATE and I’ve known a fair few people who stopped playing any game with more crunch to it than FATE after being exposed to it… I’m starting to think a lot of my problems with narrative games (a lot of which I assign to FATE because its the D&D of rules light narrative games and one of the narrative games actually meant for long-term continous play, unlike the others you mentioned) is stuff like this. I can deal with it limiting my actions in a game by just not playing the system, but… it’s getting to where its starting to limit the gaming environment. People don’t want to put in the effort to learn a new system even if that new system would work better for their game than FATE just because it has more math. I’m not saying this about you specifically, but I’ve met a ton of people who have been made super lazy by FATE, but who don’t want to go all the way and lose the Pen and Paper RPG Crowd’s respect by just going fully freeform. FATE, to them, is the system you learn when you don’t want to put an iota of effort into learning a system. That’s why I called it Freeform with d6 Noises earlier. Because I don’t like crunch Honest question: Then why not just play freeform? If you have a group that is good for FATE and all into that collaborative storytelling and sharing narrative responsibility and all that jazz… your group is probably the kind of group that’d have zero problem just doing straight up collaborative storytelling without the pretense of playing a pen and paper RPG system. Even the usual answer of “combat” doesn’t apply here, because you have to basically accept being hurt or killed in FATE to be hurt or killed. What’s the difference between a GM compelling your aspect, and a person in your collaborative story group to go “hey, you know what your character might do in this situation”? It is extremely easy for aspect compels to be turned into “your character wouldn’t do that” alignment fiats except you have to pay a resource to tell your DM how you’re going to play your character. That’s probably warning sign #1 for a bad FATE GM. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 3:48 pm Splitting this into two because it had trouble posting (urgh and I left a huge blank space where I cut this out of that post too). If it hinders more than it actually helps Only tangentially relevant, but in that Chess Is Not An RPG article, when John Wick was advocating for narrative systems with such a frevour he managed to sound wrong to assert that chess is not an RPG, he had the “brilliant” suggestion of getting a sharpie and crossing out every rule it took you more than ten seconds to explain how it improved your game or something along those lines. I was running an L5R game at the time, so I took his advice, already having half an idea what would happen. That was around the time I gave up trying to make L5R more suited to my game (I once jokingly asked one of my players to explain to a non-player how my samurai game resembled canon L5R and he said “… uh… the clans?” until I reminded him of all the changes I made to what clans existed and didn’t, and how they operated) and started looking for another system to run my samurai chanbara adventures in (that I could acutally convince people to play because L5R is the D&D of samurai RPGs- no one wants to learn a new game so why not just play L5R?), because he was right (for a given definition of “right”), I just didn’t want to take the time to cross out chapters and chapters of mechanics (why does a game that claims to be about moral greys have an objective honour score on a scale of 1 to 10 with a chart of honourable and dishonourable actions that add or subtract to your honour broken down into the tenth of an honour point?). I’d really suggest you learn more about John Wick before you try getting into any RPG he’s had a hand in. He has some odd ideas about game design and some really odd fans. Yeah, I’m starting to think that there’s a length limit I keep running into here. Some of these comments are getting to be the length of blog posts in their own right… Sorry about that. 0 Reply illhousen says: April 27, 2017 at 4:53 pm That’s how I feel about narrative RPGs. If I have one thing that can do X and one thing that can do X and Y, what do I need with the thing that can do only X? Because the game is better at doing X. DRYH is a game designed to simulate a quick ride to heel feeling where you get very powerful very quickly but also become increasingly more erratic and get closer and closer to complete collapse or insanity. Now, you can certainly do something like that in GURPS, but that would be either mostly on pure role-playing level, unsupported by mechanics, or you’d have to do some juggling of rules, utilizing resources other than the core system. The end result is likely to be less simple and elegant than DRYH. The principle applies to other types of game as well. You can run verisimilitude-focused game on gamist system, but you would be hitting abstractions and breaks from reality here for balance purposes, so really, you’re better off with a simulationist system. “Doesn’t want to learn a new system” has described most of my experience with hardcore FATE players. That is weird. I like FATE, and it has more range than a lot of other narrative systems (I mean, the Mountain Witch is a game about a bunch of ronins going up a mountain to kill a witch. It’s technically possible to play other scenarios in it but pointless), but it does have its own flavor and its limits, and there is a lot of narrative systems that do specific narrative things better than it. FATE, to me, is basically a default system to use when I don’t have something better suited for a specific game, not something to use in every situation. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever convinced someone who started with games like FATE to try an RPG with more crunch to it than FATE and I’ve known a fair few people who stopped playing any game with more crunch to it than FATE after being exposed to it… That’s probably because crunch is extremely unattractive to a lot of people. It is useful sometimes, for specific purposes, but if you can achieve the same results in a more rules-light system, it’s a benefit. Honest question: Then why not just play freeform? Because I do feel that the rules of narrative games are helpful to me: they help frame the story, to emphasize the aspects that are important to the narrative and let the rest fade into background, to create a sense of objectivity, to prevent disputes by regulating narrative rights, to engage everyone equally and not let the more charismatic players to steal the spotlight, etc. Naturally, I can do it all in a freestyle game, and I do play them on occasion, but I found that everything works better with the narrative rules. What’s the difference between a GM compelling your aspect, and a person in your collaborative story group to go “hey, you know what your character might do in this situation”? The reward system and a formal resolution in case of disputes. 0 Reply Farla says: April 28, 2017 at 12:59 am I would rather ask why the fuck would I want any random wound to have a chance to go septic if I’m unlucky with my rolls, causing me to miss a dramatic fight on account of being bed-ridden? It’s funny how playstyles can end up wrapping back around. There’s a bunch of OSR people, who are all about minimal narrative rules and maximum horrible stuff happening at random to characters. who’ve been bringing up the same problem that bad outcomes need to result in something that lead somewhere new, rather than just sitting around. Rolling to find out if you’re not able to play for a while is boring. Rolling to find out you’ve got a countdown timer until you die, and do you press on and risk more or retreat and hope you get lucky in surviving, that’s got more you can do with. That sort of lethality also works best in a shorter game, much like the heaviest narrative system does, and the reward is also more about getting a good story from it, but instead of collaborative crafting, it’s mad libs. 0 Reply Farla says: April 28, 2017 at 1:11 am Honest question: Then why not just play freeform? As someone who hates crunch far more than they do, just because ugh so much stuff to keep track of, and who has way less experience with RPGs – rules give a nice structure for semi-random outcomes. It’s easy to say that the players beat the unimpressive rat, it’s interesting to discover the rat beats the players in a series of improbable but evidently not impossible rolls. Pure freeform has the risk of people going for the more obvious, likely answers each time. Also, I think forcing a certain amount of uncertainty and failure on everyone makes individuals more willing to play suboptimally – when no one can be perfect, letting your character make an extra mistake for the sake of a fun story stands out less than if the other players have decided everything goes fine for them each and every time. 0 Reply CrazyEd says: April 28, 2017 at 12:38 pm Funny thing is, even though I love Song of Swords (which evolved from people running Deadliest Warrior type theoretical matchups on 4chan’s /tg/ board in Riddle of Steel), I absolutely hate character death! Most of my skills at balancing encounters comes from my desire to precisely manipulate the outcome of the game so that the players think they’re in as much danger as possible without actually having danger. For the most part, a player has to try die for it to happen. It’s kindasorta like railroading the difficulty level, but the very first arc where I did this as a matter of policy instead of natural inclination was one of my best received arcs. The players fucking loved all the action and danger! I happen to run very story-focused games, so when a player just dies at random and kills a ton of character-specific subplots and who knows what else without any satisfying resolution when a PC gets an unlucky arrow to the eye by a bandit. And that’s when I decided two GMing theories were bullshit. The first is John Wick’s “Die Hard” theory. Remember how, in Die Hard, John McClane’s feet just got more and more ravaged as the game goes on? Well, Wick is a very adversarial GM, and thinks that players as a group have the most satisfaction the harder they have to snatch it away from the jaws of adversity. But then I got to thinking about his example. In Die Hard, McClane gets beat up, yes… but his victory is never actually in question, is it? He is never in the remotest bit of danger and the viewer knows that. They’re interested in how he’ll win, not if he’ll win. The very concept of the GM as a referee. GMs aren’t referees, at least not the sort you see in soccer or football. We’re not here to be impartial mediators between two adversarial sides. We are one of the sides, after all! No, what a good GM is is like a pro-wrestling referee. We’re here to keep things civil but to also take a folding chair in the back of the head when the plot says the rules need to take a backseat for the moment. Pro-wrestling matches are carefully crafted spectacles designed to maximize viewer enjoyment. In all but the most gamist of games, we’re not competing against something to prove our skill at an event, we’re a bunch of people acting out as dudes in funny costumes who beat each other up. The two oddest places you can learn how to GM are a guide to BDSM relationships (and the oddest place you can learn about how to have a BDSM relationship is the nWoD Core- I used to have an excerpt from the Storytelling chapter which I’ve had people guess was from a BDSM manual and the BDSM manual below it was from the GMing Tips section of an RPG) and a pro-wrestling smart who can tell you what makes a storyline work over or not. You gotta know how to sell an attack or my difficulty-railroading falls apart. 0 Reply Nerem says: April 27, 2017 at 7:19 am I’ve been playing a lot of D&D 3.5e/Pathfinder (it’s a hybrid campaign) lately. Had a lot of fun. My current main character (you can make teams of 5 to mix and match with other players to send out of missions) is such a delightful little blender, I almost feel sorry for the GM who runs more normal modules. 14d8+33 per swing (and I can swing up to three times!) at level 5 feels so good. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 8:56 am I don’t mean to sound derogatory, but how much actual roleplaying are you doing? 3.X definitely has the upperhand over 2e and 4e when it comes to gamist number-fights… sorta. In 4e the way classes work is much more regimented (in that way people reviled as being like Pen and Paper WoW when it first came out) and because it was written by someone with far more knowledge of how statistics and mathematics work there are infinitely less totally broken options, and the idea of “builds” really don’t exist in AD&D (you basically just choose your race, class, roll ability scores, derive a ton of stats, and then buy equipment) which limits the system’s ability to provide that sort of game. Based on what you said, it shoulds like you’re group is just bringing five sheets to the table each week and trying to beat the math-based labyrinth your DM put in front of you. And, don’t get me wrong, that’s a totally valid way to play if that’s what your group is into (and I would suggest you look up the board game Descent if it is), but it’s totally incompatible with how I personally play RPGs. But with that said, I find Pathfinder to be one of the only game systems remotely as infuritating as John Wick’s (and, from what I’ve seen of my friend ranting about the system and its creators, PF currently has their very own John Wick-type person working on it). 3.5’s flaws are largely due to the designer sticking to his guns about what he thinks the game should be like. Wizard supremacy is something he did on purpose. Of course if magic worked like it did in 3.5, wizards should be way overpowered compared to fighters, thieves, and priests. But you invented magic and said it worked that way first so that’s no excuse. But while Pathfinder has a lot of this sticking-to-your-guns we-did-this-on-purpose mentaility as well, a lot of the more terrible parts of the system just honestly seem to be like they wrote something broken and didn’t realize it. And let’s not pretend here, Pathfinder exists to cater to a demand 3.5 players had for a game that was more like 3.5 and like 4e. I’ve seen some people call it 3.75, because it was supposed to fix 3.5 the same way 3.5 was supposed to fix 3e, but their attempt was about as effective as 3.5’s attempt to fix 3e. Pathfinder is probably a better game, mechanically, than 3.5 but… just barely, and the setting has all the most problematic parts of Exalted’s but without the parts that make me want to defend it on the internet anyway. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 27, 2017 at 8:59 am Pathfinder exists to cater to a demand that 3.5 players had for a game that was more like 3.5 and less like 4e. That’s the first comment I’ve made on this site that I didn’t obsessively review before posting, and I make a mistake so large just by omitting one word. At times like this, I wish I had an edit function. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: April 30, 2017 at 11:13 pm Yesterday, the American Gods television series premiered on Starz. Did anyone else watch it? I’ve got some thoughts but, without saying too much, so as to avoid spoilers, I’m not that optimistic about it. I’ve got legitimately no clue whether or not the first scene (featuring a bunch of vikings having a big pitched battle on a beach) was meant to be taken as a dramatic opening to the series or a black comedy. The violence was more over the top than AMC’s recent adaptation of Preacher, and that series had a vampire character that acted like he was a brujah from a game of Vampire: the Masquerade. And not Vampire: the Masquerade played the way that White Wolf intended it to be played. Vampire: the Masquerade as it was actually played by nerds in 1995. Full-on blood-drinking superheroes V:tM. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: May 15, 2017 at 3:56 pm Yesterday, I was browsing through a sale the local public library was having to raise a bit of money, and I saw a copy of Beautiful Creatures, plus a sequel or two, for cheap. For a bit of a laugh, I decided to buy it (but avoided buying any sequels). I also bought a small book of sidestories featuring secondary characters from The Hunger Games, with a blurb on the back that threatens to analyse in-depth how the Hunger Games are a metaphor for the War on Terror. Is this when y’all start chanting “one of us, one of us”? 0 Reply Report comment SpoonyViking says: May 16, 2017 at 11:41 am Traditionally, we’d have to also cut off your face and limbs. :-P 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: May 17, 2017 at 12:33 am You can have my limbs after I publish a fanfiction entitled “Riley, the Evil Slut (Who Isn’t Particularly Evil Or Very Slutty)”. I still have a chance to escape, but if I write that, you can have my hands. I’d have proven that I’m not responsible enough to keep them. 0 Reply Report comment CrazyEd says: May 19, 2017 at 2:53 am I have finally made it to the chapter in which Ridley appears (and gotten to about the point where they sit down to have dinner). My ordeal begins now. (Oh my god, I’ve basically made characters like Ridley before and its amazing simply how much different they can seem just by having the narrative villify them instead of treating them like normal people who just happen to like teasing their loved ones’ love interests.) 0 Reply Report comment Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.